Tragic accidents that are totally real

Helicopter flying: You're doing it wrong

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Helicopters must crash a lot given how much they crash while carrying villains in movies. But man, seeing a real helicopter disaster is pretty surreal compared to every Michael Bay movie. Read more

Woman "accidentally" gets hairspray can in her ass

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A Romanian woman was admitted to the hospital with quite a unique situation: She had a “huge” can of hairspray lodged in her rectum. Read more

Twenty six teen cheerleaders stuck in an elevator

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When I ask for feedback on this site, I always hear about how I don’t have enough sexy yet humorous stories about elevator breakdowns. Well, your prayers have been answered as 26 teen cheerleaders at the University of Texas got stuck in an elevator. “Why so cheerious?” Twenty-six teenage cheerleaders tried to cram themselves into ... Read more

Houston reporters think wrestling is real

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People often like to mock Southerners but, well, it’s pretty well-deserved. Some Houston station is reporting that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was hurt last night on RAW. See the clip below and make your own call. Hint: IT’S NOT REAL YOU FING DOLTS. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon was injured in a freak accident in San ... Read more