Then, you’ll almost always run into a situation where your small child will be bitten by one of the undead, attack you like a rabid dog in the resort’s hotel room, and then you’ll be forced to throw her corpse-like body out of a 10-story window.

Classic zombie vacation, really.

In fact, it’s almost like living on a … DEAD ISLAND. Oh, and hey, that video game’s finally getting made! And you can now watch the trailer.

You may think you know all you need to know about mobile homes, but you haven’t even scratched the surface until you’ve seen this obscenely bad ass ad for Cullman Liquidation Co.

It almost makes me want to buy a home with wheels. But there’s so much effort involved, what with having to lose my truck and my dog and my gal. And learning to hate all types of ethnic minorities. If it were 75% of those, sure, but all four? Too much effort. Plus how can you effectively run a meth lab when your house is rolling down a street? Your house rolling into an abutment must have set back redneck scientists at least 30 years.

It does look pretty cool, I must admit. And the Smurf lover in me really approves of all the blue cock being flaunted around by Billy Zane’s Dr. Manhattan character. It’s like I’m Smurfette at the gang’s holiday Christmas party!