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Guyism Speed Round for May 23

Chris Spags — Wed, 23 May 2012 16:10:48 +0000

In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses twin sisters who have found a kinky common ground to lay on, a man who got arrested for zebra endangerment, and more.

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‘Triplets’ is real, unfortunately

K. Thor Jensen — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:20:22 +0000

When I think of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies that need sequels, Twins is pretty low on the list. Like behind Junior and Last Action Hero. There’s no director attached, or even a script, but since when has that stopped the movie industry from pouring money down the toilet hole. The Hollywood Reporter is Hollywood reporting that Universal Pictures is signing deals for Triplets, a sequel to 1988′s Twins. Stars Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are back playing brothers Julius and Vincent, created in a lab by weird science. But here’s the big twist: there’s another brother! And he’s a brother! Eddie Murphy is also attached to the project.

Listen, I don’t have anything against Twins. It was a perfectly capable late 80s comedy. But I don’t think anybody on Earth is going to claim it as their favorite movie. Why does there need to be a sequel? It’s ridiculous to beg for originality in a world where we’re making movies based on Milton Bradley board games, but can we be a little less embarrassing?

The Veronicas look like a good singing group

Douglas Charles — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:00:51 +0000

Not really sure who The Veronicas are exactly. I know they are a singing group from Australia and they appear all sexy like in this month’s edition of FHM Germany, so I guess I will have to find out more. Wiki?!?! The Veronicas are an electropop pop-rock duo based in Australia. Twin sisters Jessica and Lisa Origliasso formed the duo in 2004 in Brisbane. They have their own line of clothing which was released in 2007. Twins you say? I honestly couldn’t tell. That being said, I think I found my new favorite singing group from Australia. (I didn’t want to narrow it down too much. I’m not ready to commit any further than that.)

The Ikki Twins are twins and they’re hot, enough said

Douglas Charles — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Going back through all the New Year’s Eve parties and crap over the weekend I came across a couple of twins. (Twins always get my attention.) Their names are Rikki and Vikki Ikki (totally their real names, I am sure). I guess they’re ‘famous’ for being on A Double Shot at Love, the show that replaced Tila Tequila’s fake lesbian show. Whatever… they’re twins, they’re hot, and here they are…

By the way, do yourself a favor and check out the bazooms on the chick on the far right in the sixth picture below. Hey-yooo!

Twins are good; naked twins are better

Douglas Charles — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:30:00 +0000

Twins are great. The bonds they share… they way they can tell when the other one is in pain or happy… the way they pose naked in front of a camera and we still can’t tell them apart… Like Erica and Rachelle Drummond for example. Who, you say? Well, let me tell you about them… Erica is a chef and Rachelle is an actress and they are identical twins who have no qualms about a) posing naked, b) posing naked with each other, c) see a and b. Any other questions?

There’s just something special about the bond between hot naked twin sisters that I can’t put into words… sniff… it’s just so freaking special…

To see the NSFW pics of the twins, clickity here…

Hot female twins become porn stars, family is sad – NOW WITH NSFW LINKS

Chris Spags — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:00:27 +0000

It’s tough out there when you have a couple of attractive young daughters. It’s even tougher when they’re twins. And it’s even tougher than that when you find out they love getting deep-dicked on and off film for money.

The family of identical twins who left Sunderland to become porn stars have spoken of their shock after learning of their secret lifestyle.

But Noor and Zayna Ellemore today told how they have no regrets after appearing on a national television show to discuss their involvement in the adult film industry.

The Thorney Close sisters, also known as Kit and Kat, took centre stage on the Jeremy Kyle Show with their grandma Pat, who says she is disgusted at her granddaughters’ choice of career.

But the former Sandhill View schoolgirls, who can charge up to £500 an hour as escorts for a London-based agency, say the show has brought them closer together.

When questioned by host Jeremy Kyle about her choice of career, Zayna said: “At first we were doing normal glamour stuff, but there’s a fine line between glamour and porn and it’s easy to slip to the other side.”

If you’re interested in such things, you can see the girls as Kit and Kat, “The Blue Two”, at this NSFWish link.

It’s true though, there is a fine line between glamour and pornography. For example, often times on a photoshoot, you’re just there posing and all of a sudden it’s like “Wow, a penis! I should insert this inside of me!” Believe me, I know. I was a hand model for 6 months.

I’d be remiss if I pointed out that I don’t find them THAT hot other than the idea that they’re twins and seem to put out at the drop of a hat. Like seriously, 500 pounds? For both of them? That’s a bargain and a half, I’d think. That seems like a discounted hooking rate, even with the pound’s value being so much higher and them being in good shape but maybe slightly busted. Global whore economics are confusing!

UPDATE: Since there’s a debate on how hot these two are (I think bonus points for being twins but fundamentally, they’re butterfaces) found a couple more shots on Fark: Boobs and butts

Double your pleasure: 10 hottest twins of all-time

Douglas Charles — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:00:00 +0000

With so many celebrities taking fertility drugs and having twins these days, it appears that we are about to embark on an era of really hot twins everywhere. While a threesome is one of every man’s life goals, having a threesome with two hot twins probably causes you to enter another dimension. IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE…

9 year-old girl has her twin in her stomach

Chris Spags — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:23:34 +0000

Twins are kind of creepy in general. It’d bother me to have a carbon copy of myself out there in the world, probably because it would create like a black hole of awesome that would deprive part of the world of any additional awesomeness lest the world collapse on itself. Where was I? Oh yeah, some little girl had her undeveloped twin in her stomach.

A 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin, doctors said Thursday.

Doctors at Larissa General Hospital examined the girl and surgically removed a growth they later discovered was an embryo more than two inches long.

“They could see on the right side that her belly was swollen, but they couldn’t suspect that this tumor would hide an embryo,” hospital director Iakovos Brouskelis said.

Andreas Markou, head of the hospital’s pediatric department, said the embryo was a formed fetus with a head, hair and eyes, but no brain or umbilical cord.

I kind of always assumed every twin secretly wants to kill their counterpart and go “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE” so I’m not really surprised by this. I assume the surviving twin would become some sort of Highlander, all-powerful and potentially immortal.

Whatever though this isn’t really news. Not only because this happens in one out of every 500k live births, but also because like, who hasn’t had an undeveloped fetus in their stomach? I don’t know where I’d be if I didn’t eat an aborted fetus a day. Probably much less unstoppable, I’d presume.