When you think of stars on the Dallas Mavericks, the first name that comes to mind probably isn’t Tyson Chandler. In fact, on the Mavs pecking order of popularity, he falls behind Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry, Jason Kidd, Jose Barea, DeShawn Stevenson, Shawn Marion and Peja Stojakovic. Barring a no-show from the janitor himself, Brian Cardinal, then Chandler would finally get a buzz.

Nonetheless, he did his job and he did it rather well. And according to The Basketball Jones, he enjoyed some of the pageant perks.

(On a side note, I’m completely ignoring the answer from “future educator” Miss Alabama who informed us that bullying “needs to be come to a conclusion”. The comedy from pageant contestants’ can be truly presented without comment.)