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		<title>Did the University of Florida eliminate their Computer Science department because of athletics?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a href="http://guyism.com/sports/did-the-university-of-florida-eliminate-their-computer-science-department-because-of-athletics.html/attachment/university-of-florida-football" rel="attachment wp-att-216737"></a></p> <p>Computers are our future. That mantra has been hammered home for the better part of three decades. In the 1980s, colleges began shifting their focus for major programs to computer science, technology and information systems. Their prerequisites for students included classes learning spreadsheets and databases, among ]]></description>
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<p>Computers are our future.  That mantra has been hammered home for the better part of three decades.  In the 1980s, colleges began shifting their focus for major programs to computer science, technology and information systems.<span id="more-216712"></span>  Their prerequisites for students included classes learning spreadsheets and databases, among other things.</p>
<p>Now, in 2012, one school has eliminated their Computer Science department altogether to save $1.7 million dollars.  That school, the University of Florida, has suspiciously increased their athletic department budget to the tune of $2 million dollars.</p>
<p>Obviously this has caused a bit of an uproar with students, alums and Computer Science scholars around the globe.  </p>
<blockquote><p>Students at UF have already organized protests, and have created a website dedicated to saving the CS department.  Several distinguished computer scientists have written to the president of UF to express their concerns, in very blunt terms.  Prof. Zvi Galil, Dean of Computing at Georgia Tech, is “amazed, shocked, and angered.”  Prof. S.N. Maheshwari, former Dean of Engineering at IIT Delhi, calls this move “outrageously wrong.”  Computer scientist Carl de Boor, a member of the National Academy of Sciences and winner of the 2003 National Medal of Science, asked the UF president “What were you thinking?”</p></blockquote>
<p>In a society where almost everything we do depends on computers, this seems like an awfully strange move.  We&#8217;ll wait and see if the University of Florida has any response but for the time being, it appears they&#8217;ve replaced computers for footballs.  </p>
<p>That&#8217;s one expensive pigskin.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/04/22/university-of-florida-eliminates-computer-science-department-increases-athletic-budgets-hmm/" >University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department, Increases Athletic Budgets. Hmm.</a> [Forbes]</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Monica Crowley of Fox News says there&#8217;s a scandal at the University of Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Unbeknownst to the rest of America, a scandal is brewing at the University of Florida. Here&#8217;s Monica Crowley of Fox News with the report.</p> <p></p> <p><a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-monica-crowley-of-fox-news-says-theres-a-scandal-at-the-university-of-florida.html/attachment/monica-crowley" rel="attachment wp-att-153597"></a></p> <p>Wow, what a coincidence. Two schools in Florida involved in major NCAA scandals at the same time? That Nevin Shaprio I ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Unbeknownst to the rest of America, a scandal is brewing at the University of Florida.  Here&#8217;s Monica Crowley of Fox News with the report.<span id="more-153596"></span></p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DlDwsiU_HQ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-monica-crowley-of-fox-news-says-theres-a-scandal-at-the-university-of-florida.html/attachment/monica-crowley"  rel="attachment wp-att-153597"><img src="http://s3.guyism.com/up/2011/08/Monica-Crowley-135x95.jpg" alt="Monica Crowley 135x95 VIDEO: Monica Crowley of Fox News says theres a scandal at the University of Florida" title="VIDEO: Monica Crowley of Fox News says theres a scandal at the University of Florida photo" width="135" height="95" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-153597" /></a></p>
<p>Wow, what a coincidence.  Two schools in Florida involved in major NCAA scandals at the same time?  That Nevin Shaprio I tell ya&#8212;dude certainly had a lot of time on his hand.  </p>
<p>Hopefully, Tim Tebow was able to withstand the charm of that <a href="http://guyism.com/sports/michael-irvin-thinks-nevin-shapiro-is-a-snake-and-a-rapist.html" >snake and rapist</a>.    </p>
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		<title>College kid Googles himself, finds he’s accused of murder</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>There are lots of terrible things you could find when Googling yourself&#8230;derogatory things being said, maybe even a rogue sex tape with your stuffed Care Bears. But how about your face linked with a murder? That&#8217;s what happened to University of Florida student Zachary Garcia. <a href="http://guyism.com/humor/college-kid-google-himself-finds-hes-accused-of-murder.html/attachment/zachary-garcia" rel="attachment wp-att-100510"></a> Garcia ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>There are lots of terrible things you could find when Googling yourself&#8230;derogatory things being said, maybe even a rogue sex tape with your stuffed Care Bears. But how about your face linked with a murder? That&#8217;s what happened to University of Florida student Zachary Garcia.<br />
<span id="more-100505"></span><br />
<a href="http://guyism.com/humor/college-kid-google-himself-finds-hes-accused-of-murder.html/attachment/zachary-garcia"  rel="attachment wp-att-100510"><img src="http://s2.guyism.com/up/zachary-garcia-309x137.jpg" alt="zachary garcia 309x137 College kid Googles himself, finds he’s accused of murder" title="College kid Googles himself, finds he’s accused of murder photo" width="309" height="137" class="alignleft size-large wp-image-100510" /></a> Garcia learned about his face being used in connection to a murder charge after searching for himself on Google.  Garcia <a target="_blank" href="http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/story.aspx?storyid=159559&#038;catid=250" >told local news station WTSP</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was just very shocked to find my picture and the article saying that I was convicted of a felony murder charge,&#8221; he said, &#8220;and I was just very shocked and angry that someone put my name up there and said I did something I didn&#8217;t do.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The situation arose when four teens committed a robbery of a home and the homeowner shot and killed one of them. Due to that teen&#8217;s death coming during a felony involving all four, the other three teens were charged with murder.</p>
<p>One of the teens charged was named Zachery Garcia, a letter off from the UF student. This led to police using the latter&#8217;s picture associated with the crime.</p>
<p>At least that got cleared up. Nothing could be worse than having someone with your name doing lame things. Like the guy who has my name and goes around helping charities and doing nice things for people. It&#8217;s damaging my street cred, bro. I have to kick five old women in their hollow uterus for every toy drive you initiate just to keep things at zero. Cut the crap.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/story.aspx?storyid=159559&#038;catid=250" >UF student Zachary Garcia Googles himself, finds he&#8217;s accused of murder</a> [WTSP]</p>
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		<title>A Wonderlic Test even Tim Tebow can ace</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><em>At the University of Florida, Tim Tebow regularly carved up defenses on his way to winning 2 National Titles. What he didn&#8217;t carve up, however, was the classroom. His Wonderlic score of 22 surprised some people and may even turn away some NFL scouts. But have no fear Tim Tebow, ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><em>At the University of Florida, Tim Tebow regularly carved up defenses on his way to winning 2 National Titles.  What he didn&#8217;t carve up, however, was the classroom.  His Wonderlic score of 22 surprised some people and may even turn away some NFL scouts.  But have no fear Tim Tebow, we&#8217;re pretty sure you can ace this Wonderlic Exam.</em><span id="more-45139"></span></p>
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<p>A t-bone refers to what kind of meat</p>
<p>steak, hamburger, or pork loin</p>
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<p>You won the Heisman Trophy in 2007</p>
<p>True or False</p>
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<p>This ex-girlfriend of yours can most aptly be described by the following letters&#8230;</p>
<p>A, B, or DD</p>
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<p>Brown vs. Board of Education is to segregation as Roe v. Wade is to what?</p>
<p>a) abortion<br />
b) quarterback ratings<br />
c) University of Florida</p>
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<p>What does SEC stand for?</p>
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<p>At the University of Florida, 3 women a day throw themselves at you offering sex.  Assuming it is not a leap year, how many women do you deny in one year?</p>
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<p>Assume the first two statements are true, is the final one:</p>
<p>a)true<br />
b)false<br />
c)not certain</p>
<p>You get drafted and play for the Cincinnati Bengals. Some players for the Bengals are felons. You will commit a felony.</p>
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<p>A &#8220;gator&#8221; is considered what type of species?</p>
<p>a) mammal<br />
b) reptile<br />
c) bird<br />
d) amphibian</p>
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<p>Fill in the blank:        __________ 3:16</p>
<p>a) Mark<br />
b) Ricky Bobby<br />
c) Urban Meyer<br />
d) John</p>
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<p>If you add the numbers on the jersey, you get:</p>
<p>a) 69<br />
b) 4.4<br />
c) 34<br />
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>In spite of its sexy coeds and good sports teams, the University of Florida isn&#8217;t a dumb school. But then again, perhaps I&#8217;ve been misled since they have an emergency contingency plan in case zombies attack. </p> <p>No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>In spite of its sexy coeds and good sports teams, the University of Florida isn&#8217;t a dumb school.  But then again, perhaps I&#8217;ve been misled since they have an emergency contingency plan in case zombies attack.<br />
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<blockquote><p>No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.</p>
<p>The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.</p>
<p>The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by &#8220;flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.&#8221; It notes that a zombie outbreak might include &#8220;documentation of lots of strange moaning.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a target="_blank" href="http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/10/01/zombies.html?sid=101" >Columbus Dispatch</a>]</p>
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		<title>The June 19 Hot Link Orgy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><em>The hottest orgy with animal attacks</em></p> <p> This cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight&#8230;he just wants to upset the natural order of things</p> <p><strong>funnyinteresting</strong> -<a target="_blank" href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/06/18/lemondrops-least-eligible-bachelors/" >Girls break down the guys they&#8217;d least want to f</a> -<a target="_blank" href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/06/18/eat-cookies-for-big-boobies/" >Cookies = big boobs?</a> -<a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail" ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><em>The hottest orgy with animal attacks</em></p>
<p><center><object width="464" height="376"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/757229"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/757229" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" width="464" height="376"></embed></object><br />
This cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight&#8230;he just wants to upset the natural order of things</center></p>
<p><strong>funnyinteresting</strong><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/06/18/lemondrops-least-eligible-bachelors/" >Girls break down the guys they&#8217;d least want to f</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://collegecandy.com/2009/06/18/eat-cookies-for-big-boobies/" >Cookies = big boobs?</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/no-grass-on-the-field-45-years-in-jail" >Yeahhhhhh this&#8217;ll probably get you thrown in jail</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.holytaco.com/accurate-college-mascots" >8 more accurate versions of college mascots</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://nextround.net/2009/06/19/wanna-fun-summer-job/" >This would be a great summer job (funny pic)</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://tastybooze.com/2009/06/william-shatner-is-an-ornery-old-bastard/" >William Shatner&#8230;kind of a creep</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://attuworld.com/fun/goths-in-hot-weather.html" >Pics of goths in hot weather amused the f out of me (funny pics)</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/06/10-best-gifts-to-get-kim-jong-il-for.html" >The 10 best gifts to get Kim Jong Il for Father&#8217;s Day</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_advice_300/326_what-to-do-after-you-get-her-e-mail.html" >How to stop being a wuss so girls will like you</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.gunaxin.com/top-ten-athletes-with-illegitimate-kids/21676" >The top 10 athletes with illegitimate kids</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/2009/06/80s-perms-invite-racial-slams/" >80s perms = racism. Naturally</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.tsbmag.com/2009/06/18/daytime-dating-in-new-york-the-approach/" >How to pick up a chick during the day time in a major city</a></p>
<p><strong>girls</strong><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.ejb.com/picture/2270/Sexiest_bikini_ever.html" >Does it even qualify as a bikini at this point? (kinda NSFW pic)</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://loserswithsocks.com/2009/06/18/thursdays-f-c-king-links-22/" >This girl&#8217;s nipples confuse me (not really NSFW but kind of odd)</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.humorpass.com/pictures/hot_girls/7/sexy-bunny-girls/" >College girls dressed like Playboy bunnies? Approved</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/20239/" >Taya Parker&#8217;s Penthouse photoshoot (NSFW but I love this chick)</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-200-sexiest-female-athletes-of-all-time.html" >The 200 sexiest female athletes of all time</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.on205th.com/2009/06/natali-dizdar-is-croatian-sensation.html" >Natali Dizdar is a Croatian sensation</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/lidia-barbieri-is-the-international-babe-of-the-day-11758-p.html" >Lidia Barbieri is lacking a shirt</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.uncoached.com/2009/06/19/i-would-definitely-party-with-the-florida-gators-softball-team/" >The University of Florida softball team knows how to party</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=16680" >Cassie Keller, America&#8217;s hottest college sophomore, poses nude</a><br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/babes-test-their-bras-on-roller-coaster/" >Chicks test their bras on a roller coaster&#8230;not going to lie, this is pretty hot for some reason</a></p>
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