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VIDEO: Monica Crowley of Fox News says there’s a scandal at the University of Florida

A. Isaac — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:00:14 +0000

Unbeknownst to the rest of America, a scandal is brewing at the University of Florida. Here’s Monica Crowley of Fox News with the report.

Wow, what a coincidence. Two schools in Florida involved in major NCAA scandals at the same time? That Nevin Shaprio I tell ya—dude certainly had a lot of time on his hand.

Hopefully, Tim Tebow was able to withstand the charm of that snake and rapist.

College kid Googles himself, finds he’s accused of murder

Chris Spags — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:43:37 +0000

There are lots of terrible things you could find when Googling yourself…derogatory things being said, maybe even a rogue sex tape with your stuffed Care Bears. But how about your face linked with a murder? That’s what happened to University of Florida student Zachary Garcia.

Garcia learned about his face being used in connection to a murder charge after searching for himself on Google. Garcia told local news station WTSP:

“I was just very shocked to find my picture and the article saying that I was convicted of a felony murder charge,” he said, “and I was just very shocked and angry that someone put my name up there and said I did something I didn’t do.”

The situation arose when four teens committed a robbery of a home and the homeowner shot and killed one of them. Due to that teen’s death coming during a felony involving all four, the other three teens were charged with murder.

One of the teens charged was named Zachery Garcia, a letter off from the UF student. This led to police using the latter’s picture associated with the crime.

At least that got cleared up. Nothing could be worse than having someone with your name doing lame things. Like the guy who has my name and goes around helping charities and doing nice things for people. It’s damaging my street cred, bro. I have to kick five old women in their hollow uterus for every toy drive you initiate just to keep things at zero. Cut the crap.

UF student Zachary Garcia Googles himself, finds he’s accused of murder [WTSP]

A Wonderlic Test even Tim Tebow can ace

A. Isaac — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:03:41 +0000

At the University of Florida, Tim Tebow regularly carved up defenses on his way to winning 2 National Titles. What he didn’t carve up, however, was the classroom. His Wonderlic score of 22 surprised some people and may even turn away some NFL scouts. But have no fear Tim Tebow, we’re pretty sure you can ace this Wonderlic Exam.

A t-bone refers to what kind of meat

steak, hamburger, or pork loin

You won the Heisman Trophy in 2007

True or False

This ex-girlfriend of yours can most aptly be described by the following letters…

A, B, or DD

Brown vs. Board of Education is to segregation as Roe v. Wade is to what?

a) abortion
b) quarterback ratings
c) University of Florida

What does SEC stand for?

At the University of Florida, 3 women a day throw themselves at you offering sex. Assuming it is not a leap year, how many women do you deny in one year?

Assume the first two statements are true, is the final one:

a)true
b)false
c)not certain

You get drafted and play for the Cincinnati Bengals. Some players for the Bengals are felons. You will commit a felony.

A “gator” is considered what type of species?

a) mammal
b) reptile
c) bird
d) amphibian

Fill in the blank: __________ 3:16

a) Mark
b) Ricky Bobby
c) Urban Meyer
d) John

If you add the numbers on the jersey, you get:

a) 69
b) 4.4
c) 34

Quote of the Day

Chris Spags — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:30:53 +0000

In spite of its sexy coeds and good sports teams, the University of Florida isn’t a dumb school. But then again, perhaps I’ve been misled since they have an emergency contingency plan in case zombies attack.

No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”

[Columbus Dispatch]

The June 19 Hot Link Orgy

Chris Spags — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:00:05 +0000

The hottest orgy with animal attacks

This cat is like the Joker in The Dark Knight…he just wants to upset the natural order of things

funnyinteresting
-Girls break down the guys they’d least want to f
-Cookies = big boobs?
-Yeahhhhhh this’ll probably get you thrown in jail
-8 more accurate versions of college mascots
-This would be a great summer job (funny pic)
-William Shatner…kind of a creep
-Pics of goths in hot weather amused the f out of me (funny pics)
-The 10 best gifts to get Kim Jong Il for Father’s Day
-How to stop being a wuss so girls will like you
-The top 10 athletes with illegitimate kids
-80s perms = racism. Naturally
-How to pick up a chick during the day time in a major city

girls
-Does it even qualify as a bikini at this point? (kinda NSFW pic)
-This girl’s nipples confuse me (not really NSFW but kind of odd)
-College girls dressed like Playboy bunnies? Approved
-Taya Parker’s Penthouse photoshoot (NSFW but I love this chick)
-The 200 sexiest female athletes of all time
-Natali Dizdar is a Croatian sensation
-Lidia Barbieri is lacking a shirt
-The University of Florida softball team knows how to party
-Cassie Keller, America’s hottest college sophomore, poses nude
-Chicks test their bras on a roller coaster…not going to lie, this is pretty hot for some reason