Vampires

VIDEO: The world’s biggest Twilight fan is slightly terrifying

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So this is a video submitted to Moviefone’s contest looking for the World’s Biggest Twilight Fan. I will say, for the record, that when I saw the title of this video, I did not expect the girl to look like she does. That said, she creeps me out. Hard. Read more

Earl Watson’s wife bites him in the wrist, chest

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It’s not often we say this, but Pacers point guard Earl Watson actually has a real life vampire problem. According to TMZ, Watson’s wife Jennifer Freeman bit him in the wrist and in the chest drawing blood both times. Read more

7 bizarre real teen trends you should know about

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When a child becomes a teenager, there is nothing more important than fitting in. Peer pressure rules and we all have misdemeanors on our records and piercings on our cocks to prove it. But nowadays, “cool” is taking on all kinds of unidentifiable forms. Read more

Dracula

Via Buttersafe comes this comic about the craftiness of Dracula. Read more

45 year-old former gubernatorial candidate vampire harasses teenage girl

Greatest headline ever? I think you’d be hardpressed to top that. Meet Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a gentleman who calls himself a Vampire and once ran for governor of Minnesota. And, oh yeah, he goes online to date teenage girls. Read more