Selena Gomez won the red carpet...

The American Music Awards took place last night. There were winners (Katy Perry for instance). There were losers (Lady Gaga for example). And most of all, there were sexy celebrity women in fancy dresses including the getting hotter by the day Selena Gomez (wow). This is your rundown. (And I promise, no photos of Christina Aguilera. You’ll thank me.)

The winners:
New Artist of the Year, Pop/Rock: Hot Chelle Rae
New Artist Of The Year, Rap/Hip Hop: Wiz Khalifa
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album: Nicki Minaj – Pink Friday
Favorite Soul/R&B Album: Rihanna – Loud
Favorite Country Album: Taylor Swift – Speak Now
Favorite Female Pop Artist: Katy Perry
Favorite Country Band, Duo or Group: Lady Antebellum
Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Artist: Nicki Minaj
Favorite Country Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Favorite Pop/Rock Band, Duo or Group: Maroon 5
Favorite Latin Artist: Jennifer Lopez
Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist: Beyonce
Favorite Pop or Rock Male Artist: Bruno Mars
Artist of the Year: Taylor Swift

Performance/costume of the night had to go to Jennifer Lopez for wearing whatever this was…

And here’s a handful of some of the sexy celebrity women who were on hand (in order below): Julie Bowen, Jennifer Hudson, Sarah Hyland, Heidi Klum, Jenny McCarthy, Vanessa Minnillo, Alanis Morrisette, Jennifer Morrison, Audrina Patridge, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift.

Just last month, Kelly was at Yankees stadium when Jeter got his 3000th hit. She even shed some tears at the historic moment.

Unless things went south in a hurry, I’ll just go ahead and applaud Kelly’s incredible ability to produce fake tears on the fly. Undoubtedly, a star actress in the making.

As for Jeter, he’ll no doubt recover quickly from this “devastating” split. His rolodex of lovely ladies is filled with some of the best Hollywood has to offer.

PHOTOS: Six Degrees of Derek Jeter

Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewester, Adriana Lima, Rachel Uchitel, Vanessa Minnillo, and a whole host of D-list celebs (Tyra Banks, Vida Guerra) that aren’t even worthy of making the list.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: How fame destroyed our lives
“I would go back and not have any surgery. It doesn’t help. I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image.”

Jessica Alba: I’ll drop baby weight by “starving myself”
“Jessica Alba will do whatever it takes to get back in shape after she gives birth to baby No. 2 this month.”

Casey Anthony surfaces in Ohio
“Casey was photographed on Sunday — trying to blend in by wearing an Ohio State University baseball cap, a tight-fitting top and glasses as she walked around town.”

Linda Evangelista wants $46,000 in monthly child support
“Salma Hayek’s husband may soon be digging deep into his pockets for child support…”

Ashton Kutcher to play internet billionaire on Two And A Half Men
“Kutcher will play Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a ‘broken heart.’”

Katy Perry sets singles record with “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”
“Perry … finally snagged the record as the first album from the Billboard Mainstream Top 40 chart to have five #1 singles.”

30 Rock will continue with or without Alec Baldwin
“I can’t imagine doing the show without Alec, but I couldn’t imagine doing [Saturday Night Live] without Chevy [Chase].”

Vanessa Minnillo’s mother: I wasn’t invited to my daughter’s wedding
“In fact, Helen Bondoc had no idea that her gorgeous 30-year-old daughter was even getting married.”

Kendall Jenner, 15, poses for sexy swimwear campaign
“How stunning does she look!?!? I couldn’t be more proud!”

Kendra Wilkinson slams Hugh Hefner’s ex Crystal Harris
“[Crystal] said she wanted to get married and then backstabbed him to that level? That’s like cruel.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
MTV’s Laura Whitmore’s cover shoot for the September issue of FHM.

You can check out more of Laura Whitmore at FHM.com.

Marine rapper asks Betty White to Marine Corps Ball
“She’s funny, sweet, mature — she’s the all-around perfect woman.”

Rachel Uchitel returns hush money to Tiger, threatens Gloria Allred
“Rachel’s lawyer has given Gloria a deadline, and if Gloria doesn’t ante up … a legal malpractice lawsuit will be filed.”

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony to do joint reality show as planned
“Q’Viva! the hotly anticipated 2012 celebration of Latin music, artistry and dance, is set to film this autumn in South America…”

David Duchovny & Tea Leoni back together after split
“The actors wed in 1997 and separated for the first time in 2008.”

Rebecca Black releasing new single “My Moment”
“‘My Moment’ will be available for purchase Tuesday on iTunes and other online retailers.”

Sarah Palin documentary opens to empty theaters & terrible reviews
“An excruciating combination of bombast and whining.”

Jenna Fischer’s pregnancy will play out on The Office
“Pam and Jim snuck away last season on Valentine’s Day, and they had sex.”

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get married
“Lachey and Minnillo’s destination wedding will be televised on a TLC special…”

Casey Anthony will have ‘issues’ for a long time
“As long as there are so many people of the lynch-mob mentality, those willing to deny the fact that the jury found her not guilty, she’s going to have issues.”

Brooke Mueller headed south of the border for extreme rehab
“Brooke is going to a treatment facility in Cancun that specializes in prescribing a drug that is not legal in the U.S.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Beyonce’s new music video for her song “Best Thing I Never Had.”

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Alec Baldwin is urging Blake Lively to strip for PETA. Alec Baldwin is the smartest man in the entire world. (Then she’s free to do that Playboy thing we discussed a while back.)

>>> Quote of the year? Cougar Town actor Josh Hopkins calls Jennifer Aniston a “sport f–k”. I like you Josh Hopkins. Whoever the hell you are.

>>> Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret. A moment of silence, please.

>>> Gisele Bundchen was photographed canoodling (yes, I said canoodling) with a man who is not Tom Brady. I am sure there is a logical explanation for it though. Like she is a whore or something straightforward like that.

>>> Dane Cook strikes out with the ladies just like you. Only he has a lot of money to make him feel better.

>>> Jessica Simpson’s career seems to be going well.

>>> Khloe Kardashian is trying to get pregnant. And yet people still need to pass tests just to drive a car.

>>> Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey take showers twice a day together. Meanwhile, we’re at work, slaving away for a buck. Ugh.

>>> Lindsay Lohan has multiple personalities. So says a “longtime Lindsay Lohan associate”. What’s more shocking? That LiLo has multiple personalities? Or that she has a longtime associate?

>>> Oh yeah, Lindsay’s also back in rehab. For the sixth time. I’m sure it’ll work this time though.

>>> At least she has Charlie Sheen’s support. That’ll get her over the hump, for sure.

>>> Paris Hilton is set to begin serving the 200 hours of community service as part of her cocaine plea deal. Most likely visiting sick kids and helping out at an animal shelter. Wait, who is being punished here?

>>> Speaking of Paris Hilton, her boyfriend ran over a photographer, and there was video. Frankly I am surprised he didn’t run over a gas pump. You know, to kill himself… because he’s Paris Hilton’s boyfriend.

>>> Eminem is returning to acting for a sex drama named 360. A sex drama, you say? Sounds like Jenny McCarthy might want to get in on some of that.

>>> Emma Watson is back at Brown University for her second year of college, horrific haircut and all.

Today’s sexy video comes to us from Lynx Rise and features Jessica-Jane Clement. Why am I giving them free advertising, you say? Did I mention it featured Jessica-Jane Clement?

As is the custom each year around this time, dozens of self-important people called ‘actors’ got together to celebrate their own greatness (several times, actually). Kind of like me an my buddies do at the 7-11 every Friday night. Unlike us though, they have a name for their event: The Golden Globe Awards. And being that it’s a swanky affair, a whole flock of sexy babes were there. In order below: Lisa Edelstein, Jennifer Aniston, Marion Cotillard, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Wilde, January Jones, Sandra Bullock, Jenna Fischer, Leona Lewis, Emily Blunt, Jayma Mays, Kate Hudson (looking quite pissed off), Jennifer Morrison, Diane Kruger, Stacy Ferguson, Christina Hendricks, Eva LaRue, Kristen Bell, Lea Michele, Jessalyn Gilsig, Ginnifer Goodwin, Perrey Reeves, Sofia Vergara, Maria Menounos, Lauren Graham, Rose Byrne, Vanessa Minnillo, Anna Kendrick, Anna Paquin, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Heather Graham, Penelope Cruz, Julie Benz, Zoe Saldana, Julia Roberts, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Jane Krakowski, Heidi Klum, Jaime Pressly, Cameron Diaz, Courteney Cox, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Julianna Margulies, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey.

1980… The Pittsburgh Steelers become the first NFL franchise to win four Super Bowls. The U.S. Olympic Hockey Team defeats the Soviet Union in the semifinals of the Winter Olympics. Pac-Man (the best-selling arcade game of all time) is released. TV channel CNN is officially launched. And all of these stunning women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1980 – - – - – - – -

Kristen Bell (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Jordana Brewster (American actress)

Gisele Bündchen (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Eliza Dushku (American actress)

Christina Aguilera (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Kim Kardashian (American something)

Vanessa Minnillo (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Minka Kelly (American actress)

Jenna Dewan (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Zooey Deschanel (American actress)

Denise Milani (American model) – – – – – – – – – Sarah Shahi (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the picture and guess the what each celebrity is dressed as.

1. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are dressed as:

Answer: A box of cookies and “whipped”

2. Chris Klein is dressed as:

Answer: Somebody whose career peaked with the first American Pie movie

3. Gwen Stefani is dressed as:

Answer: Lazy

4. Olivia Munn and friend are dressed as:

Answer: Every nerd’s fantasy and Star Jones circa 1999

5. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

Answer: Spit

6. Nicky Hilton is dressed as:

Answer: The reason there are such strict sex offender laws in the US

7. Santa Claus is dressed as:

Answer: Dick Cheney during Christmas Dinner

8. Gary Busey is dressed as:

Answer: The guy that’s been killing all the neighborhood cats.

9. Dennis Rodman is dressed as:

Answer: This isn’t Halloween; he calls this look “Monday at a PTA Meeting”

10. Heidi and Spencer Pratt are dressed as:

Answer: The Little Plastic Mermaid and The Biggest Douchebag on Earth

11. Chris Brown is dressed as:

Answer: Ike Turner

12. Lindsay Lohan is dressed as:

Answer: Something in L.A. that will give you the same workout as Nautilus equipment

13. Flavor Flav is dressed as:

Answer: We would have accepted: An embarrassment to his race or a Swatch

14. Bill Maher is dressed as:

Answer: A dick

15. Lady Gaga is dressed as:

Answer: Swamp Genocide

16. Courtney Love is dressed as:

Answer: A shiftless Hobo Drifter

17. Darth Vader is dressed as:

Answer: A Japanese schoolgirl

18. This man is dressed as:

Answer: Jon Gosselin–one day after the divorce.

19. Vanessa Minnillo and a friend are dressed as:

Answer: The two most overrated quarterbacks in the National Football League

20. Katy Perry is dressed as:

Answer: A woman with such spectacular boobs that the mustache wouldn’t bother most men.

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So Vanessa Minnillo was at the LA premiere of the new Transformers flick because I guess she still qualifies as a celebrity, although I am not sure why and she was looking pretty damn good as she usually does so I guess that’s why she’s still a celebrity and at least rumor has it that she broke up with that Nick Lachey douche… here’s the pictures…

More Vanessa Minnillo good stuff here and here.

What is it that makes this look so good? Oh yeah, it helps if the woman pulling off this look has a face and a set of yams like Vanessa Minnillo. I guess I forgot that part in the headline. I probably should have included that part so as to ward off fatties trying to pull off this look. Eh, nevermind… go wild…

More Vanessa Minnillo good stuff here and here.

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Wait, Spencer Pratt was there? Oh, well, screw this idea then.

Man, now I am using French in my posts. Is there no end to my knowledge?!

Gentlemen, start your lesbian
fantasies…
XV | XIV | XIII | XII | XI | X | IX | VIII | VII | VI | V | IV | III | II | I

There. That should make up for my earlier Téa Leoni indulgence. I’ll bring it stronger tomorrow. I promise. Maybe.

See I even overlooked the fact that Kim K Superstar is a skank, because she posed in a cheerleader outfit next to another hot chick. The power of the cheerleader outfit is strong.