For some reason every time I see pics of Erin Heatherton posing in lingerie for Victoria’s Secret I get a different feeling than I did before. Why is that? Oh yeah, because Leonardo DiCaprio is dating her now. And that feeling is jealousy. You know, I’d really like to hate on the guy, but in truth what’s to hate? He’s rich, famous, good-looking, single, and he dates the hottest women on the planet. I mean he broke up with Bar Refaeli for God’s sake. He’s just living the dream. Jerk…

(For those of you that are confused by the headline, read this. And try to keep up.)

“Victoria’s Secret was my absolutely biggest goal in life, and it was all I ever wanted career-wise. I actually loved it while I was there, it was so much fun and I had a blast.

But the more I was modeling lingerie, and lingerie isn’t clothing, I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith.”

And she thought that by getting the gig working for Victoria’s Secret she’d be modeling, what, parkas and overalls?

Going on to say that it made her uncomfortable getting nearly naked, not only because she wasn’t setting a good example for other Christians, but because her hot body should be for her husband’s eyes only!

“My body should only be for my husband and it’s just a sacred thing,” she explained.

Fine. Whatever…

While this is a loss to men everywhere, January of 2010 was the last time I shared any photos of her so I doubt we’ll miss her that much. That being said, here’s a little of what we won’t be seeing.

Christian Model Quits Victoria’s Secret: ‘My Body Should Only Be For My Husband’ [Radar]

I figured since she was featured today as one of 9 famous people you didn’t know were star athletes we’d take a deeper look at Elsa Hosk. And by deeper look I of course mean look at her in Victoria’s Secret lingerie. As you can easily see her athletic skills are beyond reproach. She’d be my #1 pick and it wouldn’t even matter what sport we were playing. Though I’m thinking touch football might be the best game for her. (By the way, here’s even more photos from this photo shoot… if you’re interested.)

One of our favorite underutilized Victoria’s Secret models Chanel Iman finally got some love from The Company this month posing in lingerie that for some reason doesn’t match in most of the photos. Maybe she doesn’t like sorting laundry. Can’t say as I blame her. Or that it matters. All that matters is that she’s wearing underwear and someone took pictures. Legally.

Shannan Click is one of those models that we love but don’t seem to get to see enough. So when these pics of her posing for Victoria’s Secret hit the Internet it got my attention. Sure, it’s not the usual lingerie pics we get from The Company, but I don’t think anyone ever complained about looking at a smoking hot women in workout gear.

5 Non-Super Bowl Bowl Games We’d Like to See

The PR stunts associated with the big game this Sunday like the puppy bowl, the lingerie bowl and the bud light bowl, etc. are fun to watch and all, but we definitely think it’s time to switch it up a bit. Here’s a few fake bowl games we’d like to propose to the anti-football public.

More to Love — No matter how plump you may be, it doesn’t mean your life is always going to be horrible. In fact, being fat could turn out to be the best thing for you. Here are the 5 biggest benefits of growing up fat.

Delightful — Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen invaded Super Bowl Radio Row the other day, much to the delight of Radio Row. … Sticking with the NFL theme, the Pro Bowl Cheerleaders not only were the best part of the Pro Bowl, they also put on a heck of a show off the field too.

Take Your Pick: Edita, Kristen, or Megan??

    

Fruit Fallacies — While soda offers no nutritional value, you may be surprised to learn that most fruit drinks are as bad, or possibly worse for your health than drinking soda. Here’s some fruit drink facts beverage companies don’t want you to know.

Girl Friend Zone — Can guys and girls be “just friends?” Ah, the age old question that has plagued us for years. Here’s 6 signs your girl friend might want to be your girlfriend.

Very Good — Monique Weingart was on America’s Next Top Model season 16. Also of note: she looks great in a bikini. … Speaking of looking great, Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t look a day over “awesome.” … And speaking of awesome, this video needs no more introduction than this: four girls, two teams, in the locker room, getting dressed to play football. ‘Nuff said. (NSFWish)

Behati Prinsloo Dancing in Her Bra

Behati Prinsloo did a new video for Victoria’s Secret in which she does some bouncing around in one of their new bras. Need you know more?

Remember the other day when we saw behind-the-scenes pics of Adriana Lima doing a bikini shoot for Victoria’s Secret? Well, now we have the same thing for Candice Swanepoel. Oh joyous day. This bikini photo shoot in St. Barts just goes to show you that Candice can look just as good, if not better (I’m going with better), than when they’ve taken the photos and doctored them all up. Not that any of this is a complaint. Either way, she’s truly amazing.

With Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge knocked up this year it’s time for lesser known Victoria’s secret models to shine. Maryna Linchuk is one of those ladies and this new photo shoot she did with whole lotta booty action is definitely a beacon of sexiness. Maryna and Magdalena Frackowiak are two women I am hoping we get to see more of this year (as I did last year), so this is a good start. Keep it up, girls.

I always try to start the week out with something good and I don’t think it gets much better than seeing a whole bunch of photos of Candice Swanepoel with her back to the camera for Victoria’s Secret. Agree? I thought so. I’m not sure why this set of pics exclusively features Candice’s rear end, but it definitely qualifies as good marketing, that’s for sure. There should be some kind of award for this.

19 year-old Hungarian model Barbara Palvin was one of our 66 women to watch in 2012. Photo shoots like this one she did for Victoria’s Secret are one of the main reasons why. I don’t know why Victoria’s Secret doesn’t do more photo shoots like this rather than the standard fare they usually give us. Not that I am complaining. Even their pedestrian photo shoots are serious eye candy, it’s just nice to see them mixing it up now and then. Good job.

Valentine’s Day may be the bane of many a man’s existence, but there is always one good thing that comes along each year that men can get behind, and that’s sexy supermodels like Candice Swanepoel trying to sell us some of their naughty wear. I don’t know if these ads are really effective in making men buy their gear, but if they could promise that if we did and our girl would look even remotely like Candice does here, I think men would be flocking to the stores in droves.

I thought a good way to start the day today would be to check in and see how Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton, is doing. Well, what do you know? She’s still super sexy. Go figure. While we’re all sad that Alessandra and Lily are going to be on the shelf for a while being pregnant and all it looks like The Company is still in good hands. Let’s just hope Leo believes in birth control.

I still remember the first time I laid eyes on Edita Vilkeviciute. She was sunbathing topless on a beach somewhere. No, I wasn’t actually there, it was paparazzi pics, but still, it was a good memory. Now she’s killing it for Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other big-time companies. It feels like she’s been around forever, but she’s only 23. Hard to believe. She has so many more good years left. Now if someone could just explain to me how to pronounce her name my memories of her wouldn’t be filled with my brain sounding like a marble-mouthed hobo.

Sure, we’re losing Alessandra and Lily for awhile, but there’s still going to be plenty of goodness flowing out of the Victoria’s Secret stable as Miranda Kerr and Behati Prinsloo demonstrate to us today. In fact, I think Ally and Lily’s absence might just turn out to be a good thing because if it means we get to see more of Behati this coming year I’m all for it. For some reason she doesn’t seem to get as much work and as you can see, that’s a problem. More Behati! More Behati! Uh oh, I said that out loud. Whoops! Time to pack up.

I am liking how 2012 is shaping up to be much like 2011 (and 2010 for that matter) when it comes to how much work Candice Swanepoel is getting from Victoria’s Secret. And with Alessandra and Lily now on the shelf with pregnancies maybe we’ll get to see even more of her. That’s a good thing. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that The Company is in full Valentine’s Day mode. The videos actually feature more than just Candice, as you will see, with Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Lily, Edita Vilkeviciute, and a new girl named Michaela Kocionova. Giggity.

Now that Christmas is over it’s time for Victoria’s Secret to ramp it back up for Valentine’s Day. And what better way to do that than to put Candice Swanepoel in sexy lingerie and shoot a video of her in a bikini? None I say. I’m not sure which I like better the pics or the video. They’re both amazing. What do you think? Yeah, the video… definitely.

The news is no surprise as Followill, 29, alluded to having a child after the two tied the knot in Santa Barbara last May.

“I can’t wait to raise a family with her because she’s a great woman,” the singer told PEOPLE in August.

What is it with these Victoria’s Secret girls? Do they always have to get pregnant in pairs? Last year it was Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes. Is it like when women go to the rest room, they just don’t want to do it by themselves? I don’t get it. Oh well, it certainly didn’t hurt the other models or Jessica Alba so I guess we’ll just have to wait it out.

Caleb Followill & Lily Aldridge Expecting First Child [People]

Girl's got talent...

It’s been an amazing year for Swedish model Elsa Hosk, modeling for Guess and then doing the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Quite a change from playing pro basketball I’d say. I still remember when I first laid eyes on her back in late December of 2010. I could tell back then she had superstar written all over her, uh, face. And she’s only 23. Just imagine what her future holds. Just imagine…

“John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE.

“…got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives.” I have no idea what Chrissy sees in this guy.

As for Alessandra…

“Family is the most important thing for me and I’m thrilled to be adding to the family,” she told US magazine in a statement. “I’m fortunate to have a loving and supportive family.

Normally this would upset me more than it does, but we’ve seen her snap back big time before from being pregnant, plus look what it’s done for Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes.

Just in case she doesn’t come back quite the same, here’s a few photos for us to remember her body by. (Plus a handful of Chrissy, just so you can remember what Mr. Legend is locking up for the rest of his life. Or a few years at least.)

John Legend Is Engaged [People]
Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio Expecting Second Child! [Radar]

Tis the season to be jolly, indeed...

Well, look at what Santa was nice enough to bring us for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa? Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson, and Adriana Lima in Victoria’s Secret lingerie! Plus he threw in that nice little bonus picture you see above with Miranda Kerr and Lais Ribeiro? Oh, Santa, you shouldn’t have! And wow, Lindsay even brought her armbra?! This truly is the season of giving.