I still can’t believe that Miranda Kerr is someone’s mom. No one’s mom is supposed to look like this in her underwear. Granted it’s Victoria’s Secret underwear and the mom in question is a supermodel, but still. Can you imagine going over to a friend’s house ]]>

I still can’t believe that Miranda Kerr is someone’s mom. No one’s mom is supposed to look like this in her underwear. Granted it’s Victoria’s Secret underwear and the mom in question is a supermodel, but still. Can you imagine going over to a friend’s house with the knowledge that you saw your friend’s mom in hundreds of pictures wearing outfits like this? Ridiculous.

Every time we see a new batch of pictures of 19 year-old Hungarian hottie Barbara Palvin she looks sexier and sexier. Thank goodness Victoria’s Secret hired her. It’s rare when one of these models we hope gets hired by The Company actually does get hired by them, but ]]>

Every time we see a new batch of pictures of 19 year-old Hungarian hottie Barbara Palvin she looks sexier and sexier. Thank goodness Victoria’s Secret hired her. It’s rare when one of these models we hope gets hired by The Company actually does get hired by them, but now that she is working for them I expect to see pictures of her in their gear for years and years to come. Do you hear me, Victoria’s Secret?! For years and years…

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Yesterday we saw a video of Lindsay Ellingson and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret models prancing around in their underwear and I was taken aback by the fact that Lindsay was brunette. Today things are back the way they should be. Not that I minded her being ]]>

Yesterday we saw a video of Lindsay Ellingson and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret models prancing around in their underwear and I was taken aback by the fact that Lindsay was brunette. Today things are back the way they should be. Not that I minded her being a brunette, it’s just it was a bit jarring. Maybe it was just a wig. Yeah, let’s go with that until it’s proven otherwise.

Now a video featuring Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro walking around doing things in their underwear is always good, but there’s one thing in here that has me scratching my head a little bit. When did Lindsay Ellingson become a brunette? Are the ]]>

Now a video featuring Doutzen Kroes, Lindsay Ellingson and Lais Ribeiro walking around doing things in their underwear is always good, but there’s one thing in here that has me scratching my head a little bit. When did Lindsay Ellingson become a brunette? Are the people at Victoria’s Secret behind this? I need answers.

Now we know how much you love Kate Upton, but we’ve been trying to tell you about this other 19 year-old model named Barbara Palvin for some time now. Thankfully the people at Victoria’s Secret are here to help spread the word. I fully expect to see Barbara ]]>

Now we know how much you love Kate Upton, but we’ve been trying to tell you about this other 19 year-old model named Barbara Palvin for some time now. Thankfully the people at Victoria’s Secret are here to help spread the word. I fully expect to see Barbara in the SI Swimsuit Issue at some point. And if she doesn’t appear there, someone somewhere has dropped the ball big time.

It’s Friday. It’s been a long week. So I thought we’d kick the day off with some new Candice Swanepoel lingerie pictures. Sound good? Sure, it’s a smaller set than we usually get, but they’re still fantastic and you do still have work to do today, right? Right?

Victoria’s Secret has done it again. Discovered a model most of us haven’t heard of who is totally gorgeous. Meet Bregje Heinen. So what do we know about Ms. Heinin? Well, she’s from the Netherlands. She was born on March 5, 1992 or 1993 (it’s reported as both ]]>

Victoria’s Secret has done it again. Discovered a model most of us haven’t heard of who is totally gorgeous. Meet Bregje Heinen. So what do we know about Ms. Heinin? Well, she’s from the Netherlands. She was born on March 5, 1992 or 1993 (it’s reported as both years). She’s friends with Keke Lindgard, Nimue Smit, Ymre Stiekema, Hanne Gaby Odiele, and Ieva Laguna. (I have no idea who any of those people are. I assume they’re all models.) She’s 5’9″ and reportedly measures 29-23-33.5″. Okay, that’s enough. Go look at the pictures.

I love Behati Prinsloo. Mostly because she looks like this in a bikini, but also because her name makes me think that she’s from some made-up science fiction planet. She’s actually from Namibia which to me might as well be a made-up planet because I couldn’t find it ]]>

I love Behati Prinsloo. Mostly because she looks like this in a bikini, but also because her name makes me think that she’s from some made-up science fiction planet. She’s actually from Namibia which to me might as well be a made-up planet because I couldn’t find it on a map even if you told me what continent it was on. Do any of you know where it is? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Friday I shared a sexy behind the scenes video of a new Victoria’s Secret commercial. Today I’d like to share another BTS vid because in this one we actually get to hear Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr talk. So thhhhaat’s what they sound like. Huh… go figure. The ]]>

Friday I shared a sexy behind the scenes video of a new Victoria’s Secret commercial. Today I’d like to share another BTS vid because in this one we actually get to hear Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr talk. So thhhhaat’s what they sound like. Huh… go figure. The fact that we get to see Candice, Miranda, and Adriana Lima modeling bikinis on video had nothing to do with why I shared this. Nope. Nothing at all.

December was the last time we had the pleasure of looking at some Lindsay Ellingson pictures so it was nice of Victoria’s Secret to release this set of 32 photos to help us get through the rest of hump day, don’t you think? I figured what with Lily ]]>

December was the last time we had the pleasure of looking at some Lindsay Ellingson pictures so it was nice of Victoria’s Secret to release this set of 32 photos to help us get through the rest of hump day, don’t you think? I figured what with Lily Aldridge and Alessandra Ambrosio both being on the shelf having kids we’d have seen more of Lindsay by now, but VS had some pics of Ally and Lily stockpiled before they went on the DL so we haven’t gotten as much Lindsay as I’d have liked. Maybe this is the beginning of more to come. Fingers crossed.

Supermodels dating NFL quarterbacks is nothing new, but who knew the ultra-dull Sam Bradford had the kind of game to be able to snag 19 year-old Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss?

Alessandra Ambrosio might be pregnant, but thanks to the tremendous foresight of the geniuses over at Victoria’s Secret we can still look at her in a lingerie and pretend that she’s not. Granted, I was hoping that in Alessandra and Lily Aldridge’s absence we’d be getting ]]>

Alessandra Ambrosio might be pregnant, but thanks to the tremendous foresight of the geniuses over at Victoria’s Secret we can still look at her in a lingerie and pretend that she’s not. Granted, I was hoping that in Alessandra and Lily Aldridge’s absence we’d be getting to see more of their lesser known models, but anytime you get Ally (as I like to call her) sporting an armbra in some tiny undies there will never be a complaint here.

As if you needed any reminding, summer is just around the corner, and Candice Swanepoel is doing her dead best to make sure you don’t forget it with yet another batch of sexy swimsuit pictures. There really are no superlatives left for me to use to describe this ]]>

As if you needed any reminding, summer is just around the corner, and Candice Swanepoel is doing her dead best to make sure you don’t forget it with yet another batch of sexy swimsuit pictures. There really are no superlatives left for me to use to describe this woman. Though seeing these pics combined with a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models becoming pregnant lately has me wondering what Candice would look like with a little post-pregnancy meat on her bones. Anyone know if she’s dating? Because I’d be happy to volunteer to make this experiment happen.

One of our favorite models Lais Ribeiro got herself a little camera time recently in front of the Victoria’s Secret cameras and let me be the first to say, “About time.” Ever since we set eyes on her in 2011 we’ve been looking forward to more. ]]>

One of our favorite models Lais Ribeiro got herself a little camera time recently in front of the Victoria’s Secret cameras and let me be the first to say, “About time.” Ever since we set eyes on her in 2011 we’ve been looking forward to more. Sadly this is the first time we’ve seen her posing for The Company this year. Hopefully this is just the beginning of even more exposure for the sexy Brazilian in 2012.

I suppose if you’re Victoria’s Secret and you have a new batch of women’s lingerie you’re calling the “Fabulous” collection, having Erin Heatheron and Behati Prinsloo model it only makes sense. Now is Erin the one Leo DiCaprio is currently defiling or is that Lindsay Ellingson? ]]>

I suppose if you’re Victoria’s Secret and you have a new batch of women’s lingerie you’re calling the “Fabulous” collection, having Erin Heatheron and Behati Prinsloo model it only makes sense. Now is Erin the one Leo DiCaprio is currently defiling or is that Lindsay Ellingson? I’ve lost track. Oh, yeah, it is Erin. Eh, I’m sure he’s just working his way to Lindsay. Just a matter of time.

Another week, another new Victoria’s Secret model. Today it’s a lovely 21 year-old lass from Australia named Shanina Shaik. The way they’re adding new models to their stable is really quite impressive. In just the last month or two we’ve learned about Victoria Lee,

Another week, another new Victoria’s Secret model. Today it’s a lovely 21 year-old lass from Australia named Shanina Shaik. The way they’re adding new models to their stable is really quite impressive. In just the last month or two we’ve learned about Victoria Lee, Cris Urena, Diana Moldovan, Elyse Taylor, Amanda Roadmen, and now Shanina Shaik. Plus now we have two lingerie models whose names sound the same. What’s it all mean? Well, nothing really. Enjoy the pics.

It’s Saturday so you know what that means? A supermodel posing in her underwear of course. Today it’s Magdalena Frackowiak. Not to be confused with Kamila Mackowiak, who is a toootally different supermodel who poses in her underwear. Kamila, at last check, doesn’t work for Victoria’s ]]>

It’s Saturday so you know what that means? A supermodel posing in her underwear of course. Today it’s Magdalena Frackowiak. Not to be confused with Kamila Mackowiak, who is a toootally different supermodel who poses in her underwear. Kamila, at last check, doesn’t work for Victoria’s Secret like you see Magdalena doing here. Completely different.

Perhaps my worrying earlier today about Adriana Lima being pregnant again was short-sighted, because look at how well Doutzen Kroes has snapped back from having a kid. Then again, this is #2 for Adriana and as I mentioned she 30 now. But as a Victoria’s Secret model she ]]>

Perhaps my worrying earlier today about Adriana Lima being pregnant again was short-sighted, because look at how well Doutzen Kroes has snapped back from having a kid. Then again, this is #2 for Adriana and as I mentioned she 30 now. But as a Victoria’s Secret model she has access to all kinds of things normal people don’t have to get back in shape. Alessandra Ambrosio is also going to have her second child this year though so there’s still cause for concern. What was this post about again? Oh yeah, Doutzen Kroes in sexy lingerie. Enjoy!

As if it wasn’t bad enough that A) Adriana Lima already had a kid with Marko Jaric, B) Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant, and C) so is Lily Aldridge, now Adriana is knocked up again.

Adriana is 30 years-old now, so who knows what ]]>

As if it wasn’t bad enough that A) Adriana Lima already had a kid with Marko Jaric, B) Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant, and C) so is Lily Aldridge, now Adriana is knocked up again.

Adriana is 30 years-old now, so who knows what kind of shape she’ll be in after she gives birth. Has a supermodel ever come back from two pregnancies and looked as good as she does now? Sure, once I can see, but twice?

“The best job in the world for me is being a mom,” she tells PEOPLE. “I never thought I could love so much. I always thought, does unconditional love exist? Now I know it does because I feel it.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah… blah, blah, blippidy, blah…

Doesn’t she know that men of the world rely on her looking hot to provide fantasies that we know will never ever be fulfilled? So selfish.

Adriana Lima Expecting Second Child [People]

Maybe Lily Aldridge being out of action because she’s pregnant isn’t going to be as bad as I thought since Victoria’s Secret has obviously stockpiled as many sexy photos of her as possible. Then again this batch is a rather odd assortment of bikinis and lingerie so maybe ]]>

Maybe Lily Aldridge being out of action because she’s pregnant isn’t going to be as bad as I thought since Victoria’s Secret has obviously stockpiled as many sexy photos of her as possible. Then again this batch is a rather odd assortment of bikinis and lingerie so maybe we’re now scraping the bottom of the barrel as far as what they have left to share. Maybe they should hire her sister to fill in while Lily’s on the shelf. Not that they need any more new models, but hey, it’s a thought.