Video games

VIDEO: Bowser’s wife, from Super Mario World, is a real nag

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Like many women folk, Bowser’s wife is unable to understand her man’s fine taste in vehicles. Granted, that floating clown head-thing is not as sexy as a Porsche, but I bet it has killer gas mileage. Read more

VIDEO: There’s finally a kick-ass ‘Lord of the Rings’ game, and it’s called ‘Skyrim’

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You know, it’s been out for quite a while now, but people are clearly not bored of the lastest Elder Scrolls. But apparently not. Read more

VIDEO: Tifa is a cosplayer who lives in a van by the river

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Okay, not really, but she is a coplayer who likes to cook near her van, in the middle of the woods. Read more

‘Mass Effect’ fans can cover their consoles with a silly and gaudy looking case as well

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This Mass Effect case is not nearly as stupid looking as the Gears of War or Battlefield cases, but that’s not saying much. Read more

VIDEO: ‘Uncharted’ fan flick features Stormtrooper Academy grads, but no actual Stormtroopers

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At least they’re putting the skills they learned from some goofy, made up training regimen, based upon a military force that doesn’t actually exist, to good use. Read more

VIDEO: Now you too can have the refreshing concoction that Link enjoys

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Thanks to the folks at Feast of Fiction, who have managed to create the Legend of Zelda’s hear potion, IRL. Read more

VIDEO: Is there a slimmer Vita on the way? All signs say ‘yes’

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And the evidence of a slimmer Playstation Vita, complied by Mega 64, is fairly compelling. Read more

VIDEO: Meet Jonah Falcon, the most well hung gamer ever

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Like many video game bloggers, Jonah Falcon has a podcast. One that’s dedicated towards the Xbox 360. And not his ginormous penis. 13.5 inches to be exact. Yeah, I know. Read more

VIDEO: Lets cross our fingers that the new ‘Aliens’ game is actually good

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Thus far, it certainly looks promising. But even in an age in which licensed games not automatically suck, there’s still cause for concern. Especially since it’s by the same folks behind Duke Nukem Forever, and that game sucked the big one. Read more

VIDEO: Get ready for the most realistic CGI skin ever

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And it’s coming to video games, eventually, as heralded in a blog post that is slightly disturbing somewhat. Read more

VIDEO: Snoop Dogg isn’t crashing the “Chrono Trigger” party, he’s bringing it

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Never before has a rapper know primarily for being constantly stoned out of his gourd and the SNES’s penultimate JPRG been brought together so brilliantly. Read more