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Nicole Eggert: Fat, funny, still fat though

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Nicole Eggert was once one of the hottest women on the planet. Then she blew up like the Hindenburg, both in terms of disaster and girth. And now, she’s showing her critics that, hey, she may be bigger than she was, but she’s still…able to exist, or something. Read more

Guy finds out about his sister doing porn

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You know how you can tell when a video is completely fake because the people in it go, “OH MY GOD NO WAY” and hit their hands on their faces like they just found out their parents are negligent like Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone? Well, this is the opposite of that…a gentleman finding out ... Read more

Fat guys need chicken to live

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What do you get when you mix a surly, hungry, morbidly obese man with the undoubtedly incompetent staff inhabiting a fast food place inside a department store? I’m not sure, but you don’t seem to get chicken with it. Audio is NSFW unless your workplace likes fat people angrily cursing in which case, congrats on ... Read more

Meredith Viera is a creep

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An attractive young Air Force Army Ninja Navy man comes on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and gets hit on quite a bit. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the Regis Philbin edition. If you like awkward flirtations, you’ll love watching Meredith Viera run some game. Read more

My brain just exploded

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As a purveyor of bizarre things on the Internet, sometimes I get jaded like an overworked prostitute whose husband is trying to kickstart a sex session. But then sometimes I see a video like this one that just defies all sort of conceptions I have of “WTF.” Meet Creepy Japanese Guy Playing a Bass while ... Read more

Worst rapper ever

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Generally speaking, there are certain things white people are good at…running companies, politics, mayonnaise sandwiches. But rap tends to not be one of them. For every Eminem or Asher Roth, there’s this guy. Meet Boostalk the white rapper. Read more

Milk's new advertising is creative

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I like milk. I drink it daily in some form, be it in my cereal, a cup of coffee, or shot intravenously so as to harness the amazing power of cows. That said, this new video for milk is bizarre…watch until the end for it to get even weirder. Read more

Cats fighting over a steak

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It’s almost the weekend, which means that tomorrow is, in fact, Caturday. After the roaring success in my own mind that was the Cats with Wigs post, here’s the darker site of Catness. Here are three cats fighting over a steak. Read more

This is a man getting sexually assaulted by a parrot

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Ever since I opened a package of Polly-O and found a piece of string-cheese missing, I’ve had a healthy distrust of parrots. Here’s another reason why…they’ll rape you, as evidenced by this BBC video of a man being introduced to an extremely rare parrot. Read more

Wigs + cats = cats in wigs. Also, shame

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Cats can wear wigs if you approach it the right way. The right way includes being completely batsh*t insane and thinking that a cat looks cool wearing a wig. And yes, as seen to the left, they also get to wear sunglasses. Read more

Anna Nicole Smith was a good actress

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Anna Nicole Smith was in a movie called “Skyscraper” many years ago. And it was bad. But the reason it was bad was all of the editing the guys did…they removed the true essence of Anna Nicole. That essence which amounted to being a completely stoned, word-botching mess. Read more