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Mr. Brain needs some help naming his food
Sure this is completely juvenile, but come on, really? For background, there is a type of meatball in the UK which is made of pork, liver, and other pig parts mixed with liver which has a somewhat unfortunate name. And Mr. Brains brought that to the mainstream. Check out this 1994 ad after the jump.
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And the award for most awkward deposition question goes to…
Jeffrey Epstein is a disgraced money manager who allegedly ripped off clients and solicited handjobs from underaged girls. So he was questioned by opposing council and the questions veered to uncomfortable areas, like Epstein’s “egg-shaped penis.”
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True Blood: The sitcom
I adore the show True Blood, though I find emulating its support of blood drinking to be both costly, messy, and not very satisfying. So someone, presumably for my benefit, decided to crop together a sitcom version of True Blood called "At Merlotte's" and it's pretty accurate.
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The greatest dog pooping in an ocean video you'll ever see
People often ask me, "Chris, you do a lot of great things on your site, but you never post videos of inarticulate men doing running commentary of them trying to get their dog to play fetch, then commenting on their dog opting to poop in the ocean and eat it. Why don't you do that more?" Well person
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Boobie Chew will make your boobs grow
I was only alive for like 6 years in the 80s (oh you silly comas!), but man, they sure seem like a magical time. At least if I’m to believe this 1980s ad for Boobie Chew, the chewing gum that will make boobs grow. What a land of whimsy and
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Fox NY's Ernie Anastos says "Keep f-ing that chicken" on live TV
Ernie Anastos has been a veteran of the New York City news channels for like twenty years according to a number I made up off the top of my head. And he makes a lot of bloopers. But this one is just...odd. He implores his weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep f*cking that chicken," with no sort of context
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A collection of 1980s dating videos
There was a time before the Internet where, to meet new people for romance, men and women would, through a dating connection agency, put together videos of themselves to solicit replies from people. This compilation of single gentlemen looking for a lady to "have some fun with" is the finest thing you
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Japanese Little Red Riding Hood has interesting friends
Nothing can bring joy to my heart more than Japanese ads. Meanwhile, I hope in Japan some dude is watching that stupid This Is Our Country ad and going, "HAW HAW SILLY AMERICANS WHAT IS THAT TRUCK DOING!" Anyway here's an ad for some crap that has Japanese Little Red Riding Hood dancing with furries
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Teabaggers are pretty smart
Look, this is totally liberal-slanted to make the type of conservatives who come out against President Obama look like complete idiots; it is possible to disagree with aspects of Obama's presidency without being afflicted with Down's Syndrome. But!...people acting like complete idiots, always
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Russian kids' shows teach important lessons
The caption on this bizarre clip of a Russian's kid show says: "Детская теле-передача Поднимает настроение, улучшает аппетит!" That is so true! Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on here, but it doesn't seem like something kids should be taught on
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Kanye West wants to ruin Taylor Swift's life
Last night was MTV's Video Music Awards and I had no clue because I have a penis and was watching football (and True Blood, don't judge). But the story of the night was Kanye West storming the stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance of the Best Female Performance award and declaring that Beyonce was a