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Now that is some well-done PG Porn

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Now that is some well-done PG Porn

In the latest installment of James Gunn’s PG Porn, porn ho Sasha Grey dresses up like a Catholic school girl in need of a car fixing and, well, it’s just kind of awesome. Watch it below.

I’m not really good at fixing cars, but I can really relate

PETA's Super Bowl ad makes me want to fuck vegetables

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PETA's Super Bowl ad makes me want to fuck vegetables

Every year PETA makes a risque ad that, inevitably, isn't allowed to be aired during the Super Bowl. Then various assholes around the Internet post it, giving them (and carrots) tons of free publicity. So here's this year's go around with hot chicks and veggies/fruits.

Retarded people are excellent reporters

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Retarded people are excellent reporters

I'm fortunate enough to receive emails trying to get me to write about literally everything that MTV does and this one may be the finest one of all. How's Your News is a group of special people (special in the drooling short bus sense, not just awesome) who've been doing Web shorts for a while. And

This divorce lawyer commercial sure is poignant

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This divorce lawyer commercial sure is poignant

I don’t think there’s anyone out there who likes divorce. Oh, except the Cy women who milk their ex-husbands out of a significant chunk of money that they don’t deserve. This just reinforces that point.

This commercial makes divorce seem all fun and liberating, like winning a contest or

Girl farting seductively? No..no that's not right

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Girl farting seductively? No..no that's not right

I'm not really a big fetish guy. Really, the closest to a fetish I get is demanding to put a tentacle puppet on my genitals when I have sex with a Japanese girl. So you could see how horrified I am by this "trend" (maybe?) called "Seductive Farting" aka hot chicks farting fetish.

Damn dogs and their talent

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Damn dogs and their talent

Animals are freaking amazing sometimes. Check out this video of a Japanese TV show. My favorite part: The forced shock/horror on the host’s face when he sees the dog emerge on his bike.

This video is so awesome but it actually pains me in a lot of ways. Primarily

Chicken nuggets are traumatic

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Chicken nuggets are traumatic

Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver went to a high school and taught kids what actually goes into their favorite food “chicken nuggets”. Note the horror on the kids’ faces.

The only way that these chicken nuggets could have come out less delicious is if Jamie Oliver took his pants down

Mark Gormley is intense

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Mark Gormley is intense

I think my new thing is these awful music videos that are meant to be taken seriously. Much like Jan Terri, Mark Gormley isn't the most talented fellow. But what he lacks in talent, he makes up for in

Teen is smart, jumps through roof

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Teen is smart, jumps through roof

Teenagers are so silly sometimes. But fortunately their retardation and hunger for YouTube fame makes for classic clips such as this one.

Man that’d be awesome to fall through a roof, especially if he landed in a sexy lady’s bed and she was all naked and then was like,