videos April 1, 2008

I hate April Fools Day pt 3: Yuck it up, YouTube

I wish April Fools Day had cervical cancer. These opening snippets are getting less punchy. Anyway I'm monitoring for crapty April Fools jokes because I'm your comedy hero. A look at any of YouTube's featured videos linked on the home page today gets you

videos March 28, 2008

MIDGET FRIDAY! Midget Presidential cuntery

This is kind of old but, whatever, I only do midgets once a week. That's just the way it works. Remember La Pequena Amy Winehouse? Well that midget is really making a go of it. Check out his newest

videos March 20, 2008

MIDGET…Thursday! Midget tranny Amy Winehouse!

I really can’t do this justice. All you need to know is that this is a clip of a Latino transvestite midget dressed like Amy Winehouse dancing along to rehab, then blurting our phrases in a surprisingly husky voice.

If I were a midget, I’d probably just do dumb

videos March 14, 2008

MIDGET FRIDAY! Old timey midgets are weird

I’ve been slacking on Midget Friday lately because, well, a good midget video is hard to find these days. However, I’ve found an…intriguing…one. I have no clue what’s going on but the title is “Crazy Drunken Midgets video”.

I certainly believe this video lives up to the immense hype

videos March 13, 2008

Whales are such douchebags

I'm going to be honest, I don't feel like putting in a lot of "effort" into writing today. And what do bloggers do when they're lazy and disdainful of the fact that they churn out so much content daily? A silly video! Ho ho Shamu really treats his trainer like a bitch in this clip.

videos March 6, 2008

To the guy I caught masturbating in his car in the parking garage

When I think of Details magazine, top notch humor would be one of the things I wouldn’t think of right away. Latent homosexuality, sure. But not humor. Well, I guess they’re doing what I can to change that by presenting creepy Craigslist ads turned into music. And