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I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm not sure if it's me, but music generally seems extraordinarily terrible lately. Fortunately, your song of the, uh, last week of the summer has arrived in the form of Das Racist's "Combination," a simple song about two guys just trying to meet up at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that has not
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Rhino can't get it up for his lover
Want to feel better about yourself going into the weekend? Queue up this video after the jump...the rhinoceros who simply can't get it up for his lover while everyone in the zoo stares, points, and laughs. Poor poor rhino. Might be NSFW if your office frowns on hilarious rhino penis.
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Black Devil Doll is the definitive film of the black puppet movement
I've known a few black puppets in my day and this is so what they're like (Li'l Penny excluded...he was a great family man and one of the finest human beings I've known). Meet the Black Devil Doll...he's militant, surly, perpetually horny, and he also
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How to relax before sex with someone new
Sex with someone for the first time can be fairly intimidating. Fortunately, the completely unironic people at Howcast are here to help you get over the hump. Check out their video entitled How to Relax During Sex with Someone New, after the jump.
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The daughter from Taken runs like a tard
Maggie Grace is a pretty hot chick and Taken, with Liam Neeson, was a pretty good movie. But one overly distracting thing in the movie was the way Maggie Grace ran in the film. To compare her running
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Megan Fox will not make a sex tape with you
I haven't seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can
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Steven Seagal: Cop in real life
A&E is unleashing a new "real life" series about Steven Seagal's "actual work" as a "police officer" in between "movie roles." According to the show, Seagal has been working as a deputy sheriff in his home town for 20 years and now he's let this very private part of his life hit the public eye in the
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The gayest video on the Internet?
Our friends at Buzzfeed are calling this video of a couple guys just hanging out, shirtless, playing and singing along to the Miley Cyrus song "Party in the USA" the gayest video on the Internet (presumably that doesn't involve sodomy or uncomfortable erections). And
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Woman versus lawnmower in a fight to the death
Technology can be so frustrating sometimes. Fortunately, you can always just smash it up and it can’t do a damn thing to you. Unless you’ve got a sentient robot, in which case, you probably should have thought that through a bit more.
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Chimps love magic
Sure I just covered the magic of Japanese TV the other day with the game show Get the Girl Naked, but I think this show, presumably named Confuse the Chimp with Magic, which features a chimp being perplexed and
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Fat ladies are good at falling humorously
Regardless of what you feel about obesity in this country, make no mistake that overweight Americans have an important place in our society. Most notably in their comedic ability when confronted with gravity and/or inertia. For further evidence, see this phenomenal video of a woman of larger carriage