Wacky British humour

In your face, flatware

It’s important to keep kids from buying products that can seriously hurt them. But this British department store may be taking too liberal of a look at child-protection laws. Read more

Early 90s British kids are badass

The early 90s were a crazy time. For example, I was a good student and cared about learning things. But the best proof of this might be a BBC documentary on little British kids “forming a posse.” I would like to see a full album from these little scamps. It might not be too late ... Read more

Quote of the Day

Some old British couple got rescued after their yacht drifted around for weeks with a broken rudder. The last quote sounds exactly like the quote I gave immediately after being raped by a killer whale. A British couple have been rescued from their 13-meter yacht in the Atlantic Ocean after they drifted for weeks with ... Read more

Ambulance worker tries to cook a shrimp on heart attack victim's head

There are certain things you just can’t do, no matter how curious you are (even if you’re as curious as a cat or a monkey owned by some sort of gentleman with a disposition towards yellow outfits). Top of the list: Trying to cook food on the head of a guy getting defibrillated for his ... Read more