Walmart

VIDEO: A riot breaks out over a waffle iron for sale at Walmart on Black Friday

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Everyone loves a waffle. If they didn’t, Eggo’s slogan wouldn’t make any sense at all. But this riot breaking out over a waffle iron in a Walmart (presumably in Anytown, USA) is something to behold. Read more

Sunoco now has craft beer on tap

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Sunoco Craft Beer Exchange

I love Bud Light as much as the next semi-retired bro, but part of what we are trying to do with the alcohol section of Guyism is to help people step their booze game up. Clearly if you are a Guyism reader you are well above average, so I want to help you drink like ... Read more

Man who ate raw meat in a Walmart looks just like you’d expect

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Hunkering for a snack? Maybe it’s time to do like Carlisle, Penn.’s Scott Shover and take a bite of a tasty hunk of raw meat. Read more

VIDEO: Wal-Mart hookups serve as the premise of this rap video

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You may go to Wal-Mart for your bulk packages of Honey Bunches of Oats and ill-fitting sweatpants. But not rapper Mr. Ghetto. He goes to the New Orleans-area Wal-Mart to find some new ladies. And this video titled “New Orleans Bounce” really drives that point home. Read more

Some believe Walmart should have nothing to do with Duke Nukem

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Some who frequent the family-friendly retail mega-chain believe they should have nothing to do with the Duke. Read more

VIDEO: One Walmart has its employees all dance to “Surfin’ Bird”

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When I think of cutting edge humor, I think of the new Walmart in Longmont, Colorado. In this video, the Walmart has all its employees do the “Surfin’ Bird (The Bird Is the Word)” dance all at once. And they filmed it because this is the type of unscripted fun that happens when you work ... Read more

Today’s sign your kids are fat and worthless

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I won’t sit here and pretend I’m Captain Outdoor Fitness, but this toy posted on Reddit indicates that despite the advancements in technology, it’s probably time to get your kids outside. Read more

Man arrested for jacking it to the SI Swimsuit issue in the toy aisle of Walmart

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I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to write a headline with as many ill-fitting things in one sentence. 28-year-old William Black was arrested yesterday for allegedly going to a Walmart, grabbing the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and fapping away in the toy aisle. Classy dude. Read more

VIDEO: A stripper in a shopping cart is pushed around Walmart

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I have no clue what the backstory on this video but any time I get a tip that says “Stripper in a shopping cart” and the video delivers what is promised, it’s getting posted. Mark that down. Read more

VIDEO: Old lady dancing at Walmart

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Did you know that Walmart is the place to check out the hottest new music? No? It isn’t? Oh, well, then, at least you can watch crazy old ladies dance there, as evidenced in this video clip. Be still, my beating heart. Read more

Couple arrested for trying to sell baby at Walmart

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A couple in California faces child endangerment charges for allegedly trying to sell their 6-month-old baby outside a Walmart store. Their entrepreneurial spirit is endearing. Read more