Walmart March 17, 2010

Wal-Mart customers asked to leave due to being black

Hard to tell what's more surprising in this story, that someone asked all black people to leave a New Jersey-area Wal-Mart or if it's more surprising that there were black people in Wal-Mart at all in the first place. Perhaps both. But either way, a Wal-Mart store had a man, over intercom, ask all

Walmart February 10, 2010

Man uses “Stink Bombs” and “Super Fart Spray” to funk up Walmart

Shopping with a girlfriend is never a fun experience, so one brave man attempted to wring some joy out of a trip to a Washington-area Walmart. Unfortunately, his fun came in the form of using "Stink Bombs" liquid and "Super Fart Spray" all over the store, forcing a 75-person evacuation of the Walmart

Walmart January 26, 2010

Walmart’s newest commercial with a creepy clown is so hot right now

This new Walmart commercial aired during Sunday’s divisional championship games and it’s quickly all the rage. In an effort to educate you and show you a scary clown, here’s a commercial that will set back your clown aversion therapy a month or two.

Walmart October 1, 2009

Quote of the Day

I don't cover nice things often enough here, but this is one. A guy in a wheelchair stopped a suspected child molester attempting to STEAL A LITTLE GIRL in a Wal-Mart. But Cameron Aulner doesn't want to be called a hero. So good for you, Mr. Aulner, you're my half-man, half-cyborg hero.

Walmart September 2, 2009

Quote of the Day

There are some people who just look like they match the crime they're committing. For example, take a look at this photo of Roger Stephens. Doesn't he just look like the type of guy who'd slap a little girl who's crying in a

Walmart November 25, 2008

Penis shaped crazy straws are all the rage at Walmart

Via my new favorite video site Laugh Freak comes this charming news story of Walmart and its love for penis shaped crazy straws.

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