Nick had better be afraid. This gentleman is going to not only beat him up, but, uh, steal his friend’s bed? I don’t really get how that’s so intimidating. If someone got into an argument with me, then threatened to steal my friend’s bed, I’d probably just go, “Oh…okay, I really have no objection to that,” and he’d be like “YEAH YOU AIN’T GOT NO OBJECTION ALRIGHT” and I think he’d put on a false bravado, but just feel silly. And if you can make your opponent feel silly, well you’ve won.

Also, is this like a thing people do? Dance around shirtless behind your friend while he does an angry webcam rant and swigs Patron out of a bottle? It’s easy to go, “LOL SO GAY” but I mean, really, you’re just asking for problems. You don’t walk into a desert without understanding that you might get sand in your eye. Or jizz, in this scenario.

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