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Of course the Japanese have vending machines with free Wi-Fi

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Asahi, if you don’t know your foreign beers, is pretty much the Japanese equivalent of Budweiser: a huge macrobrewery that has a big chunk of the market. Although their beer is a little better. Yes, we know that’s not saying much. Anyway, they’ve realized “We’re a Japanese company! Read more

Jerry Johncock needed a catheter

I swear to you I’m not making this story up… Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Michigan needed to borrow a catheter to finish a marathon he had entered in. I’m sure there is a joke here….You know Johncock and catheter and not being able to urine. I just can’t find one. Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., ... Read more

Woman sits on toilet for two years

One time my buddy Joe took a 1 hour dump. I feared for his life, thinking maybe he shat out his intestines or something. But that was nothing compared to a lady who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years. Two years huh? I wonder how many courtesy flushes that is? Read more