Weird shit

Oh hey there, Slutty Pikachu

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There are few sentences that are quite as unappealing in life as one that features the phrase “Slutty Pikachu.” But then, boom, you see it in action and wonder, hmm, maybe this isn’t so bad. Read more

Holy shit teenage girls are fucking retarded

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Everyone knows about cutting and bulimia and whatever (kids: note that bulimia is totally cool if it makes you more attractive) amongst dumb crap teenage girls do. Now a new thing to add to the list: “Self-embedding”. Note: That’s a paper clip embedded in the arms of a girl (seemingly a chubby girl, shocker). Read more

Kid charged with sexual battery for hugging a social worker

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Kids love hugs from strangers. It’s science, at least according to NAMBLA. But a junior high kid might be charged with sexual battery for hugging a school social worker. Read more

"Second Life" relationship leads to real life divorce

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Video games lead to divorce! Families torn apart by virtual infidelity! Oh woe is me! Read more