Whales

Tommy Lee demands you stop jerking off that whale now

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Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee is a PETA lover. As such, he’s defending the rights of animals everywhere. And his wrath is now hitting SeaWorld for its treatment of whales, specifically in regards to their caging and masturbation. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Ever get so drunk that you accuse someone of murdering a whale? Yeah, I think we’ve all been there. Read more

Jessica Simpson performing at Sea World

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From some concert that wasn’t actually at Sea World; I just got confused because she looks like Shamu. Read more

Whales are such douchebags

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I’m going to be honest, I don’t feel like putting in a lot of “effort” into writing today. And what do bloggers do when they’re lazy and disdainful of the fact that they churn out so much content daily? A silly video! Ho ho Shamu really treats his trainer like a bitch in this clip. ... Read more