White Men Can’t Jump

VIDEO: Ravens Joe Reitz has dunk attempt blocked by goalpost

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Offensive tackle Joe Reitz wanted to show the world that being fat and white is not a hindrance to having an above average vertical. Unfortunately for Reitz, the goalpost got the best of him. Somewhere, Billy Hoyle sheds a tear Read more

WORST USE OF SPANDEX EVER

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White Men Can’t Jump was released in 1992. I mean, I was 12 and yeah, I tightrolled my pants like every other 6th grade ahole out there. But you know what, I am pretty sure my fashion faux pas never included this… What the f is this? Not only is he wearing purple spandex, but ... Read more