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This is what a world champion pole dance looks like

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This is what a world champion pole dance looks like

I just stumbled across this and found it to be utterly captivating. Meet world champion (I'm not sure what body recognized her, but I'm going to assume it's the Whore Society of Athletics) pole dancer Kelly Kayne. This is what a superstar pole dancer looks like.

Strippers want money? No way.

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Strippers want money? No way.

A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club’s fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably.

It's a Wii Fit whore festival!

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It's a Wii Fit whore festival!

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here's how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don't be too fat. It's that easy! My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are