Whorishness

It's all fun and games til the strap-on goes in

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Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn’t like it. Read more

Finally, an honest strip club ad

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Strip clubs aren’t what I’d call the most honest places on Earth since they’re basically built around women who have no interest in you pretending you’re not a piece of crap for money and turning you on just enough to make not ejaculating to be a nuisance. Fortunately, one brave club is honest about what ... Read more

Finally! A Chinese hooker rate card

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Buying a hooker is hard. Not just because it’s illegal in many places but also because, if she’s too pricey, you have to find somewhere to hide the body. Fortunately, the Chinese people have solved that for us. Read more

This is what a world champion pole dance looks like

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I just stumbled across this and found it to be utterly captivating. Meet world champion (I’m not sure what body recognized her, but I’m going to assume it’s the Whore Society of Athletics) pole dancer Kelly Kayne. This is what a superstar pole dancer looks like. She makes it look so effortless. Like all you ... Read more

Strippers want money? No way.

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A collection of strippers from NYC strip club Scores are suing the establishment for taking 10 cents off of every dollar the whores received from patrons using the club’s fake money. Whose side am I on? The fake money, probably. Read more

Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million

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Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million. Read more

Prostitute trades her pimp for pizza

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Via Fark comes this charming tale of classy people doing classy things. A judge bought a whore a pizza to reveal her pimp to the court. When inmate Caressa Brunelle came before a judge Wednesday to be released, Brunelle reminded the judge she was owed a pizza. So, Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Nadine Allen ... Read more

Random YouTube Fetish Thursday

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After last week’s post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered…what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube? Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it’s kind of perturbing to see a chick do them over and ... Read more

It's a Wii Fit whore festival!

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Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here’s how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don’t be too fat. It’s that easy! My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are qualities I look for in a ... Read more

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer doesn't just like hookers…

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He LOVES them. I know, I never cover local politics here, but when I get a news alert from the NY Times saying, “Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning,” I HAVE to write about it. Gov. ... Read more