Women be shoppin

The Every Guy’s Guide: Shopping with a girlfriend

Al Bundy Shoes

Going shopping with the girlfriend is probably my third favorite activity, just behind hara-kiri and group dinners. I love spending an entire afternoon walking around holding bags and being completely irrelevant. Read more

Apparently women are born not shutting up

This video accomplishes two things in that it’s adorable and extremely poignant. Check out this little baby girl and the resemblance to the special lady in your life (hopefully it’s not a physical resemblance). If only she had emasculated her father or nagged him about taking out the trash or feigned a headache, then we ... Read more

Women be slappin'

It’s easy to look at a newspaper and go, “Oh how silly people are.” So I will do just that. Read more

Taylor Momsen, Katrina Bowden, and Michelle Trachtenberg like shoes

From some Reebok event last night… Read more

Kentucky college girl wears dress too short, gets kicked out of mall

I don’t know what America’s turning into these days. Check out the story of Kymberly Clem, a college student forced out of a Richmond mall for wearing a dress that was “too short”. Sorry for the crappy image but it’s hard to find anything better. A Kentucky college student has hired a lawyer after she ... Read more

Finally, a sex shop that fits my children's needs

Whenever I go into a sex shop, I can’t help but think, “Gosh, I wish my kids were here.” Well, I’m in luck. In the p.c. enclave of hipster Brooklyn, N.Y., residents are hardly batting an eye over the opening of a new kind of sex shop. The high-design Babeland shop, which sells itself as ... Read more

Women be vacuumin'

Some trashy poor women fought because one was vacuuming while the other slept. Exciting. Two Lincoln women got into a fight over vacuuming, and now one is in jail. Police said Nicole Carper, 28, is charged with strangulation, domestic assault and child neglect. Officers said that at about 10 p.m. Tuesday, Carper and her girlfriend, ... Read more