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Maine gets a topless coffee shop

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Maine gets a topless coffee shop

You know what I always think my coffee needs? Bare breasts. Finally, a reason to ever want to go to Maine!

This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like

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This is what your dad pole-dancing would look like

Or, more appropriately, your creepy uncle attempting to seduce you through the magic of sensual dance.

Old guys are gross. That’s why it always kind of skeezes me out to see a hot chick with some old guy and you’re like, “Come on, I know you’re just with him

UConn's men are in serious danger

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UConn's men are in serious danger

The University of Connecticut has always seemed like a normal place to me...decent sports, decent education, probably mediocre women because what hot woman goes "Fuck yeah, let's take my sweet ass somewhere in which I'll have to wear snow pants!" But this crime alert from the school leaves something to

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

Sleepwalking can be dangerous, particularly when you fall asleep behind an old man, remove your clothes, and try to bone him. Yuck. A woman who was in an "erotic dream state" when she removed some of her clothing and wrapped her naked torso around a man sitting beside her on a couch may

Flight attendent sues for being told to look sexier

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Flight attendent sues for being told to look sexier

Flight attendents used to be sexy but now they’re kind of not so I just assumed airlines stop caring. Apparently not since this lady is suing for being told to slut it up a bit.

Stripper pole lesson leads to a catfight

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Stripper pole lesson leads to a catfight

Stripper pole exercising is hot amongst the sloppy mom set because they get to be sexy! And dance! And get in shape! But it goes wrong when you realize that some of these women aren’t athletic and, well, that’s when the magic happens.

I guess the instructor was kind

Nature's cruelest trick

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Nature's cruelest trick

What do you do when your special lady reveals that she’s a special lady who was once a special guy? Watch this Internet video and find out!

I think that this teaches an important lesson, one I’ve been imparting for years. It’s a lesson about intolerance. People say we

Disney hates women

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Disney hates women

This letter supposedly comes from 1938 when a woman applied for a job as an animator at Disney. The audacity!