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The Stick was inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame today. Yes. A stick. I’d rather play with chlamydia. “It’s very open-ended, all-natural, the perfect price — there aren’t any rules or instructions for its use,” said Christopher Bensch, the museum’s curator of collections. “It can be a Wild West horse, a medieval knight’s sword, ... Read more

Today is National "Men Make Dinner" Day

Oh boy oh boy we’re turning our patriarchal society on its head because today is National “Men Make Dinner” Day. Read more