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		<title>Game consoles are superior than PCs says guy in his kitchen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 18:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Hawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p> For years, gamers have argued which platforms are better: consoles or PCs. And finally we have an answer, thanks to do someone who wears sunglasses indoors.</p> <p>The above, courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.destructoid.com/this-man-has-proof-that-consoles-are-better-than-pcs-228002.phtml" >Destructoid</a>, is fanboy-ism at it&#8217;s best: a diehard gamer trying to demystify sales figures, yet also ]]></description>
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For years, gamers have argued which platforms are better: consoles or PCs. And finally we have an answer, thanks to do someone who wears sunglasses indoors.<span id="more-228879"></span></p>
<p>The above, courtesy of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.destructoid.com/this-man-has-proof-that-consoles-are-better-than-pcs-228002.phtml" >Destructoid</a>, is fanboy-ism at it&#8217;s best: a diehard gamer trying to demystify sales figures, yet also referring to metacritic numbers. Again, as if they truly mean anything.</p>
<p>I used to do the same thing, defending the Genesis against everyone else with a SNES. Back when I was 12 years old. Nice to know that some continue the fight, well into their 20s/30s, and also delivered like a crappy wrestling promo as well.</p>
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		<title>A stellar compilation of professional wrestlers beating up inanimate objects</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 16:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>You&#8217;re probably going to find this video of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects to either be of the funniest things you&#8217;ve ever seen or one of the dumbest. There probably isn&#8217;t much middle ground here. Either way it&#8217;s worth a watch.</p> <p>I, personally, found it to be very inspirational. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ghHcGQbvUvg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>You&#8217;re probably going to find this video of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects to either be of the funniest things you&#8217;ve ever seen or one of the dumbest. There probably isn&#8217;t much middle ground here. Either way it&#8217;s worth a watch.<span id="more-228093"></span></p>
<p>I, personally, found it to be very inspirational. The next time my laptop is acting up I&#8217;m just going to toss it on the floor, rip off my shirt, and drop a few knees and elbows on it to teach it a lesson. Wooo!</p>
<p>via <a href="http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/05/23/heres-a-compilation-of-professional-wrestlers-fighting-inanimate-objects/"  target="_blank">The Big Lead</a></p>
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		<title>WWE &#8216;Monday Night Raw&#8217; expanding to three hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 02:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>K. Thor Jensen</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=225965</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a href="http://guyism.com/entertainment/tv/wwe-monday-night-raw-expanding-to-three-hours.html/attachment/raw" rel="attachment wp-att-226005"></a></p> <p>Is America ready for three solid hours of sweaty dudes fake fighting? Are <em>you</em>? Upfront season continues, and the USA Network made a pretty intense announcement about their flagship program. <em>Raw</em> has been the network&#8217;s cash cow for several decades now, despite several booms and busts ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><a href="http://guyism.com/entertainment/tv/wwe-monday-night-raw-expanding-to-three-hours.html/attachment/raw"  rel="attachment wp-att-226005"><img src="http://s2.guyism.com/up/2012/05/raw.jpg" alt="raw WWE Monday Night Raw expanding to three hours" title="WWE Monday Night Raw expanding to three hours photo" width="640" height="480" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-226005" /></a></p>
<p>Is America ready for three solid hours of sweaty dudes fake fighting? Are <em>you</em>?<span id="more-225965"></span> Upfront season continues, and the USA Network made a pretty intense announcement about their flagship program. <em>Raw</em> has been the network&#8217;s cash cow for several decades now, despite several booms and busts in the pro wrestling business, and with the show nearing it&#8217;s 1,000th episode, they&#8217;re going to milk it for a little bit more. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/wwe-monday-raw-expands-to-three-hours-usa-puts-talent-upfront-at-its-upfront-event/#more-274304"  title="Deadline">Deadline</a> is reporting that with the 1,000th episode on July 23rd, <em>Raw</em> will extend itself to a three-hour live show from two hours. Three hours is a hell of a lot of time for a wrestling program to take up, and when <em>WCW Nitro</em> tried it in 1998, the company died less than two years later.</p>
<p>What do you think? Will this latest display of hubris by Vince McMahon and company be the final nail in the coffin of professional wrestling? Or will fake fighting enjoy a new resurgence with the star power of&#8230; Jesus, I can barely name three active WWE wrestlers anymore? You tell me.</p>
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		<title>Jessica Alba wrestled former WWE star John Morrison&#8230; wait, what?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 12:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://guyism.com/?p=212849</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a href="http://guyism.com/celebrities/jessica-alba-wrestled-john-morrison.html/attachment/alba-wrestles-morrison" rel="attachment wp-att-212855"></a></p> <p>No, seriously. <a href="http://guyism.com/celebrities/jessica-alba-sexy-photo-shoot.html" >Jessica Alba</a> wrestled former WWE star John Morrison. In a wrestling ring. For reals. Well&#8230; sort of, but it <em>did </em>happen.</p> <p>Alba stepped into a wrestling ring in Los Angeles against the recently released WWE wrestler John Morrison for what is being ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><a href="http://guyism.com/celebrities/jessica-alba-wrestled-john-morrison.html/attachment/alba-wrestles-morrison"  rel="attachment wp-att-212855"><img src="http://s1.guyism.com/up/2010/04/alba-wrestles-morrison.jpg" alt="alba wrestles morrison Jessica Alba wrestled former WWE star John Morrison... wait, what?" title="Jessica Alba wrestled former WWE star John Morrison... wait, what? photo" width="640" height="500" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-212855" /></a></p>
<p>No, seriously. <a href="http://guyism.com/celebrities/jessica-alba-sexy-photo-shoot.html" >Jessica Alba</a> wrestled former WWE star John Morrison. In a wrestling ring. For reals. Well&#8230; sort of, but it <em>did </em>happen.<span id="more-212849"></span></p>
<p>Alba stepped into a wrestling ring in Los Angeles against the recently released WWE wrestler John Morrison for what is being reported as a commercial for YouTube. There really aren&#8217;t any other details yet on what the point of the commercial is or when or where it will be airing, but just the fact that it exists is great news for men everywhere.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://guy.to/HxbkZX"  target="_blank">The Daily Mail</a></em> has a whole bunch more really hot pics, plus we were able to scrounge up this video, proving that Jessica Alba <em>really did </em>wrestle former WWE star John Morrison. </p>
<p>Amazing.</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/85jKZ1sqg2o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>

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<p><a href="http://guy.to/HxbkZX"  target="_blank">Smackdown! Fierce Jessica Alba puts a wrestler in a headlock as she steps in the ring for new YouTube commercial</a> [Daily Mail]</p>
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		<title>VIDEO: Witness the unholy merging of ‘Rhythm Heaven’ and a male stripper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Hawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>As psyched as I still am for the long-awaited American edition of the rhythm action title for the Wii (the DS version is still one of my faves), I&#8217;m a tad bit bummed out by the improvements by some stranger on the internet and how the original now pales in ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>As psyched as I still am for the long-awaited American edition of the rhythm action title for the Wii (the DS version is still one of my faves), I&#8217;m a tad bit bummed out by the improvements by some stranger on the internet and how the original now pales in comparison.<span id="more-172243"></span></p>
<p>Basically, someone with lots of time and editing skills at their disposal decided to insert a male stripper, or so the theory goes, into the pro-wrestling interview mini-game. Relax, there&#8217;s no nudity involved, and let&#8217;s be honest, both the world of strippin&#8217; and wrasslin&#8217; shares much with each other (as fans of the latter likes to conveniently forget)…</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0dD3dz44Xf8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Gotta love the look of the girl&#8217;s expression; she&#8217;s clearly in love. Anyhow, to see what the scene originally game looks like, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.destructoid.com/the-best-video-ever-made-215478.phtml" >Destructoid</a> has a side-by-side comparison…</p>
<p><iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pjWGWYmJL0g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
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		<title>VIDEO: CM Punk interrupts Triple H&#8217;s speech at Comic-Con</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Comic-Con in San Diego is universally respected as the mecca for nerds and, after comic book and sci-fi geeks had it all to themselves for so long, now it&#8217;s time for the wrestling nerds to get their shine. And at the show, fast-rising superstar and WWE Champion CM Punk &#8212; ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Comic-Con in San Diego is universally respected as the mecca for nerds and, after comic book and sci-fi geeks had it all to themselves for so long, now it&#8217;s time for the wrestling nerds to get their shine. And at the show, fast-rising superstar and WWE Champion CM Punk &#8212; currently &#8220;not under contract&#8221; with WWE &#8212; interrupted the WWE panel led by Triple H. If you have any clue what I&#8217;m talking about, it&#8217;s worth the watch.<br />
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<p><a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-cm-punk-interrupts-triple-hs-speech-at-comic-con.html/attachment/cm-punk-comic-con"  rel="attachment wp-att-147921"><img src="http://s2.guyism.com/up/2011/07/cm-punk-comic-con-135x95.png" alt="cm punk comic con 135x95 VIDEO: CM Punk interrupts Triple Hs speech at Comic Con" title="VIDEO: CM Punk interrupts Triple Hs speech at Comic Con photo" width="135" height="95" class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-147921" /></a>Damn if that&#8217;s not entertaining. They&#8217;re really pushing the envelope and trying to blur the lines of reality with these last few weeks of storylines involving CM Punk and, on last week&#8217;s episode of RAW with Vince McMahon getting <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36u9BZDr5mc&#038;feature=player_embedded" >unceremoniously dumped as chairman of the company</a>. All that&#8217;s left is a very special episode where one of the Divas has to get an abortion or <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornswoggle" >wrestling midget leprechaun Hornswoggle</a> finds himself being inappropriately touched by Mark Henry. One can dream.</p>
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		<title>Yet another awesome wrestling video involving hypnosis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. Isaac</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Yesterday, we posted a video of <a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-and-they-say-wrestling-is-fake.html" >arguably the greatest wrestling clip</a> of all-time. A tag-team known as the &#8220;Osirian Portal&#8221; of the CZW has a signature move that involves hypnosis and dancing. I&#8217;d go into further detail as to the hilarity of the whole thing but the video ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Yesterday, we posted a video of <a href="http://guyism.com/sports/video-and-they-say-wrestling-is-fake.html" >arguably the greatest wrestling clip</a> of all-time.  A tag-team known as the &#8220;Osirian Portal&#8221; of the CZW has a signature move that involves hypnosis and dancing.<span id="more-110980"></span><!--more-->  I&#8217;d go into further detail as to the hilarity of the whole thing but the video itself needs to be seen to do it justice.  </p>
<p>The clip also included an irate announcer who declared the move &#8220;the most illegal thing in the history of wrestling&#8221;.  I&#8217;d argue that the Ultimate Warrior&#8217;s repeated shaking of the ropes to beat Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania VII is #1 on the list, but I can understand where the announcer is coming from.  Hypnosis is just one of those things that should never find its way into the squared circle.  Otherwise, things could real ugly.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, here is another one of the Osirian Portal&#8217;s matches with the exact same announcer dropping some insane one-liners.</p>
<p>&#8220;I hate this, this is illegal&#8221;<br />
&#8220;These fans are ready to riot at this miscarriage of justice&#8221;</p>
<p>Awesome doesn&#8217;t even begin to describe this.</p>
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		<title>The look&#8230;of love</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Nobody&#8217;s saying that wrestling isn&#8217;t an extremely difficult physical activity. I&#8217;ve known several amateur wrestling types in my day and they were some of the toughest guys around. But the referees? Well, maybe not so much. <a href="http://guyism.com/2010/02/the-look-of-love.html/the-look-of-love" rel="attachment wp-att-41397"></a></p> <p>Some may have said, &#8220;Bill, that seems like an awfully ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Nobody&#8217;s saying that wrestling isn&#8217;t an extremely difficult physical activity.  I&#8217;ve known several amateur wrestling types in my day and they were some of the toughest guys around.  But the referees?  Well, maybe not so much.<br />
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<p>Some may have said, &#8220;Bill, that seems like an awfully odd way to spend your Sunday.&#8221;  But Bill couldn&#8217;t have disagreed more.  From then on, the day he refereed the 8-year-olds&#8217; wrestling tournament would forever be known as The Best Valentine&#8217;s Day Ever.  </p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/b2lm4/sigh_hes_sooooo_dreamy/" >*sigh* He&#8217;s sooooo dreamy&#8230;.</a> [Reddit]</p>
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		<title>Mexican wrestling just got sexy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p></p> <p>Not exactly sure who &#8216;Sexy Star&#8217; is or what <em>Dos de Tres </em>magazine is, but to the best of my translating skills after perusing their November issue and looking around the ole Web I think she is a wrestler for the Lucha libre AAA organization in Mexico. I also ]]></description>
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<p>Not exactly sure who &#8216;Sexy Star&#8217; is or what <em>Dos de Tres </em>magazine is, but to the best of my translating skills after perusing their November issue and looking around the ole Web I think she is a wrestler for the Lucha libre AAA organization in Mexico. I also believe that her real name is Dulce Maria Garcia Rivas. <span id="more-22580"></span>And she has also apparently held the FILL Women&#8217;s Wrestling Championship and the FILL Mixed Wrestling Tag Team Championship, whatever those are. Yeah, I am practically bilingual.</p>

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		<title>7 stupid things men do to impress women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shawn Norris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments in their honor, painted them beautiful pictures and then promptly mailed them their ears; we created wine and designer shoes and Gossip Girl in an attempt to appease the fairer sex.<br />
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<em>&#8220;Here&#8217;s the wheel, Wilma.  Now let&#8217;s discuss how you might give me a blumpkin without the bathroom sink dinosaur noticing.&#8221;</em></center></p>
<p>Man invented the wheel, so that he could later invent the Ferrari, then the string to place gently on guitars, and right now somewhere in the world there is a guy in a Ferrari listening to the Dave Matthews band in his new car because this is his hot blonde model girlfriend’s favorite song; and like Hannibal from the A-Team, that man is basking in the glory of a plan coming together.</p>
<p>It’s no accident that men do stupid things for women. I’ve been on my share of boring museum tours, an art gallery opening that looked more like a murder scene, weddings for people I don’t know, spent a hellacious afternoon in a Bed Bath and Beyond (charges were later dropped) and yes, I’ve been “paint shopping” before. That’s right, I spent a day looking at those little paint cards at Lowe’s and ended the trip by screaming “There are only two shades of white! There’s “white” and there’s “NOT FING WHITE!” “Pick a Goddamn shade or so help me I’ll take this nail gun and mow EVERYONE in this place down!!!”</p>
<p>Oh yeah, I’ve also been to over three dozen flower shops in probably a dozen or so states. Nothing says “I’m sorry for screaming about voluntary manslaughter in public again,” better than a dozen red roses and a well thought out card.</p>
<p>These pictures show the lengths that men will go to in order to gain their affections. Some are dumb and some are down right idiotic, but the one thing that all males have in common is the shame that goes with doing stupid things for the women we love/want to love/want to have sex with.<br />
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<strong>Learn to play guitar</strong></p>
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<p><em>So you wanna be a rock and roll star?<br />
Well listen now to what I say<br />
Just get an electric guitar<br />
And take some time<br />
And learn how to play</p>
<p align="right"-  Adam Duritz (The guy dated both Courtney Cox and Jen Aniston)</p>
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<p>As I was saying earlier, men don’t learn to play instruments to get record contracts, men learn to play instruments to get laid. I knew a guy in college and I’m pretty sure he could only play two things: Air Supply and Dave Matthews. How you run the musical gamut and fall face first into those two bands, I still have no idea, but it’s what he knew and it’s all he cared to learn and by God it worked on the ladies.</p>
<p>Now, I’m not going to tell you how many times in a day one has to hear “Crash Into Me,” in a single sitting before they get the urge to kill (1 ½), but I’ll tell you this&#8211;no man learns to play Air Supply unless he’s trying to impress a woman. Hell, Air Supply doesn’t listen to Air Supply records without a woman in the room. And you’ll never hear a grown man playing Dave Matthews in a crowd with no woman present unless he wants an epic Full Metal Jacket soap-in-a-pillowcase-style beating.</p>
<p>Yet, everyday young boys pick up guitars and dream of being big rock singers. Actually, they see some hot girl they want to impress—then they decide it’s time to grab and axe and learn to make them swoon. And can you blame them? It’s the only profession that women will throw their panties at you while you work. They certainly don’t do that down at the H&#038;R Block.</p>
<p><strong>Dressing like a total moron </strong></p>
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<p>Yeah, so I figured I’d just wake-up this morning, throw on some tighty whiteys, not put on my pants, (screw’em there’s no law against not wearing pants in public), I’d pick out my goofiest red scarf, get my best set of bull horns (the ones I bought at an Indian Casino that my Mom said I would never wear) and head out into the general public, where people are free to point and laugh and possibly arrest me for indecent exposure. A group of Rodeo Clowns called and they want to know what it’s like to wear such a ridiculous outfit. If this blonde is not in this picture, this guy is down at the zoo in his Zorro outfit, brandishing a sword and stabbing everything in sight.</p>
<p>Now if one of my buddies were to come into my apartment looking like this we would get the video camera and shame him until he jumped off a bridge, which leads us to…</p>
<p><strong>Jumping off of really high crap</strong></p>
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<p>Gravity has mocked man since the beginning of history. What goes up, must come down. And what goes up even further, comes down all that much harder. Think about how many times that you’ve seen a male jump off of something that you knew was high enough to get him injured. Could you talk sense into him? Maybe. Throw in a girl (or group) and a camcorder and all the sudden the Rock Quarry has so many men falling from the sky that it looks like D-Day. That’s where they get the term, “It’s Raining Men.” True Story.</p>
<p>I don’t know what it is in the male mind that makes us think that women will be impressed by succumbing to gravity from great heights, but we continue to do so and will not stop fighting gravity till we have impressed each and every woman on the planet. But, us really smart guys know that you don’t need to jump off things to impress a woman. That’s what motorcycle wheelies are for. Which leads us to…</p>
<p><strong>Performing in Public</strong></p>
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<p>Hmmm, how do I turn my gift of sword swallowing into a way to pick up chicks? Walk to the nearest corner in Santa Monica and you’ll find out. Guys with guitars, guys with monkeys, mimes, sword swallowers, hell, I was in the car one day and saw a guy in Hollywood dressed as Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Not only was he dressed like a moron, he was on stilts and juggled. A true Renaissance man of doing dumb things to impress women. When I saw him, he was on his break smoking a cigarette and get this, he was talking to a girl. I then did what anyone would do, I yelled “Juggle bitch!”</p>
<p>And sure enough he dropped his cigarette and started doing his juggling spiel. Now some of you might think he did that for me, but I knew he was just showing off for the young lady he was with. It’s like Napoleon Dynamite said, “Girls like guys with skills.” And when we hone those skills to a certain point, it’s time to show the lady folk. That didn’t stop me from throwing nickels at tall Jack Sparrow and yelling “Dance Monkey, Dance!”</p>
<p>At some point you have to look at yourself in the mirror and realize that maybe your skill set is not something that is going to help you with the ladies. Like, let’s say this guy…</p>
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<p><strong>Lying</strong></p>
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<p>Did you know my buddy was an ex-fighter pilot who once on a Christmas Eve saved 11 orphans from the &#8220;Great St. John&#8217;s Orphanage School Bus Fire of 01&#8243;?  It flipped six times and was submerged at the bottom of a lake, as he dove in and dragged the children to the safety of the shore, which happened to be on a Golden Retriever farm, where he bought each of those kids a puppy and essentially saved both the children&#8217;s lives and their faith in humanity in one grand heroic gesture. That day he patched the damaged souls of children who felt they had nothing more in this world to believe in. He was even on the Today Show on it and all on the day before he went on a space mission to help repair the Hubble Telescope. Did you know that?</p>
<p>Either did we until last night at the bar. It’s amazing what you learn about other people once they’ve had a few drinks. We didn’t even know he knew how to swim! But we now know that putting the words “Golden Retriever” and “fighter pilot” in a sentence that ends with “another round of Jose Cuervo shots,” is now a no-brainer when talking to the opposite sex. Right Maverick?</p>
<p><strong>Wrestling/Boxing</strong></p>
<p>Now I understand that there are probably people out there that actually like getting hit in the face. One day you’re sitting in your boring office, the next day you’re starting a Fight Club and the next thing you know you’re blowing up the Citibank Offices. I’ve seen it happen a thousand times.</p>
<p>For the rest of us, we usually shy away from physical altercations. However, if you get several men in the company of women and somebody decides to start wrestling, all hell usually breaks loose. I’ve seen minor wrestling matches between two buddies trying to impress the same girl that went from a few playful armbars and escalated into WrestleMania 12. It starts with someone pushing someone, then it’s a sleeper hold, then somebody ends up pinning someone to the ground and won’t let them up until they emasculate themselves by saying something like “Josh is the Ultimate Warrior and I’m just a little bitch,” and then when Josh finally lets them up, it switches from WrestleMania and morphs into a Tyson/Holyfield fight. By the end of it all, somebody is bleeding, multiple people are screaming in tongues and usually the girl in question is super pissed off and ends up walking home.</p>
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<p>Moral of the story: Women always say they want a man that can protect them, but if that were true, the hottest women would be married to the best lawyers. So unless you’re Anderson Silva and especially if you’re out in public, instead of fighting why not just relax, take a deep breath and slash a guy’s tires. It hurts a hell of a lot less than having your mouth wired shut…what am I saying, you’re gonna fight, so you better fight dirty, win, and get the girl, or you’re just going to end up looking like a douchebag…</p>
<p><strong>Popping a collar and acting like a complete douchebag</strong></p>
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<p>But for some reason unbeknownst to us; ladies do enjoy the company of guys who are douchebags…</p>
<p><em>Written by BOH contributor Shawn.  If you&#8217;re an attractive woman, or an unattractive man, <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/douchelarue" >follow him on Twitter</a>.  Please.  He feels neglected.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.camelclutchblog.com/?p=3375" >WRESTLING: Ric Flair signs three-year deal to wrestle Hulk Hogan</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4477274&#38;campaign=rss&#38;source=ESPNHeadlines" >TNA: Kurt Angle cleared on HGH charge</a><a target="_blank" href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/09/16/wwe-ceo-linda-mcmahon-to-run-for-senate-in-ct/" >WWE: CEO Linda McMahon to run for Senate in CT</a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.cagepotato.com/dana-white-giving-rampage-silent-treatment-after-fight-postponement" >UFC: Dana White giving Rampage the silent treatment</a><a target="_blank" href="http://feeds.reuters.com/%7Er/reuters/sportsNews/%7E3/9Txk9t-8SXw/idUSTRE58F0BM20090916" >BOXING: Mayweather says comeback ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.camelclutchblog.com/?p=3375" >WRESTLING: Ric Flair signs three-year deal to wrestle Hulk Hogan</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4477274&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >TNA: Kurt Angle cleared on HGH charge</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2009/09/16/wwe-ceo-linda-mcmahon-to-run-for-senate-in-ct/" >WWE: CEO Linda McMahon to run for Senate in CT</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.cagepotato.com/dana-white-giving-rampage-silent-treatment-after-fight-postponement" >UFC: Dana White giving Rampage the silent treatment</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://feeds.reuters.com/%7Er/reuters/sportsNews/%7E3/9Txk9t-8SXw/idUSTRE58F0BM20090916" >BOXING: Mayweather says comeback was prompted by his mother</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/09/15/mckelvin.bills.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >NFL: Bills&#8217; McKelvin&#8217;s front lawn vandalized after key fumble</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4478104&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >NFL: Ochocinco says he&#8217;ll do Lambeau Leap if he scores</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://nba.fanhouse.com/2009/09/15/nba-fines-warriors-jackson-25-000-for-trade-request/" >NBA: NBA fines Stephen Jackson $25,000 for trade request</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/basketball/more/09/16/goodman.retires.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >BKB: &#8216;Jewish Jordan&#8217; announces retirement from hoops</a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">on 205th recommends&#8230;</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&amp;page_id=25991" ><img src="http://thumbnails19.imagebam.com/4906/844d4b49052653.gif" alt="844d4b49052653 Interlude: Whooooooooo!"  title="Interlude: Whooooooooo! photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gunaxin.com/a-dixie-dozen/28737" ><img src="http://thumbnails22.imagebam.com/4906/f4f73449052764.gif" alt="f4f73449052764 Interlude: Whooooooooo!"  title="Interlude: Whooooooooo! photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://ehowa.com/features/katyperryknockers.shtml" ><img src="http://thumbnails20.imagebam.com/4906/36624449052900.gif" alt="36624449052900 Interlude: Whooooooooo!"  title="Interlude: Whooooooooo! photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://heymanhustle.craveonline.com/articles/news/21796-denise-milani-gets-wet-and-wild" ><img src="http://thumbnails21.imagebam.com/4906/d82c0e49052925.gif" alt="d82c0e49052925 Interlude: Whooooooooo!"  title="Interlude: Whooooooooo! photo" /></a></p>
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		<title>Interlude: Lazy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Cubs-Zambrano-considers-himself-lazy?urn=mlb,183242" >MLB: Cubs&#8217; Zambrano considers himself lazy</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/08/16/vick.interview.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >NFL: 60 Minutes interview: Vick said he cried in prison</a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.pheedcontent.com/click.phdo?i=1cb4360932e7f0990ce64a1402a79d30" >NFL: The vibe at Vikings camp: Favre could come back</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/boxing/08/16/jones.lacy.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >BOXING: Roy Jones Jr. jokes with crowd in win over Lacy</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4402589&#38;campaign=rss&#38;source=ESPNHeadlines" >TNA: Wrestler ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/Cubs-Zambrano-considers-himself-lazy?urn=mlb,183242" >MLB: Cubs&#8217; Zambrano considers himself lazy</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/08/16/vick.interview.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >NFL: <span style="font-style: italic;">60 Minutes </span>interview: Vick said he cried in prison</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.pheedcontent.com/click.phdo?i=1cb4360932e7f0990ce64a1402a79d30" >NFL: The vibe at Vikings camp: Favre could come back</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/boxing/08/16/jones.lacy.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >BOXING: Roy Jones Jr. jokes with crowd in win over Lacy</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4402589&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >TNA: Wrestler Kurt Angle charged with HGH possession</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/more/08/16/bolt.wr.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >TRACK: Bolt sets world record in 100-meter dash</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/G/GLF_PGA_YANG_SOUTH_KOREA_REAX?SITE=COBOU&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT" >PGA: South Korean president phones Yang with congrats</a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">on 205th recommends&#8230;</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&amp;page_id=25359" ><img src="http://thumbnails15.imagebam.com/4564/afdb6b45638634.gif" alt="afdb6b45638634 Interlude: Lazy"  title="Interlude: Lazy photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://flisted.com/84226/afternoon-pick-me-up-zaya-taylor/" ><img src="http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/4564/ae3fcb45638669.gif" alt="ae3fcb45638669 Interlude: Lazy"  title="Interlude: Lazy photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/08/claire-danes-up.html" ><img src="http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/4564/9ebe3145638747.gif" alt="9ebe3145638747 Interlude: Lazy"  title="Interlude: Lazy photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://blog.sublimedirectory.com/2009/08/14/mindi-smith/" ><img src="http://thumbnails3.imagebam.com/4578/17778645777776.gif" alt="17778645777776 Interlude: Lazy"  title="Interlude: Lazy photo" /></a></p>
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		<title>Interlude: Rowdy, indeed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://celebrityodor.com/2009/07/rowdy-rowdy-piper-arrested-for-dui/" >WWE: Rowdy Rowdy Piper arrested for DUI</a><a target="_blank" href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/02/swarming-bees-delay-astros-vs-padres/" >MLB: Swarming bees delay Astros vs. Padres</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4301980&#38;campaign=rss&#38;source=ESPNHeadlines" >MLB: Jim Leyritz charged with battery in Florida</a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/07/02/landon-donovan-criticises-david-beckham-for-treating-mls-as-a-joke" >MLS: Donovan criticises Beckham for treating MLS as a joke</a><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/07/02/Mayweather.money.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >BOXING: Mayweather owes IRS $6.4 million</a><a target="_blank" ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://celebrityodor.com/2009/07/rowdy-rowdy-piper-arrested-for-dui/" >WWE: Rowdy Rowdy Piper arrested for DUI</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/07/02/swarming-bees-delay-astros-vs-padres/" >MLB: Swarming bees delay Astros vs. Padres</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4301980&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >MLB: Jim Leyritz charged with battery in Florida</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/07/02/landon-donovan-criticises-david-beckham-for-treating-mls-as-a-joke" >MLS: Donovan criticises Beckham for treating MLS as a joke</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/07/02/Mayweather.money.ap/index.html?eref=si_latest" >BOXING: Mayweather owes IRS $6.4 million</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/07/02/terrell-owens-michael-jackson-dance-contest-winner/" >NFL: Terrell Owens: Michael Jackson dance contest winner</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/07/02/nfl-players-have-fantasy-football-draft/" >NFL: Players have a fantasy football draft</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4302278&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >CFL: League reviewing player&#8217;s end zone Michael Jackson &#8216;tribute&#8217;</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://feeds.reuters.com/%7Er/reuters/sportsNews/%7E3/YBWC-vfcMx8/idUSTRE56154D20090702" >NBA: Taco Bell replaces McDonald&#8217;s as NBA sponsor</a><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/wnba/news/story?id=4304239&amp;campaign=rss&amp;source=ESPNHeadlines" >WNBA: Diana Taurasi of Phoenix Mercury cited for drunken driving</a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">on 205th recommends&#8230;</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://www.doubleviking.com/delfina-gerez-bosco-is-the-international-babe-of-the-day-11831-p.html" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/4091/a35b1f40906154.gif" alt="a35b1f40906154 Interlude: Rowdy, indeed"  title="Interlude: Rowdy, indeed photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/07/01/mariah-carey-busts-out-a-short-dress/" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/4091/4776c540906194.gif" alt="4776c540906194 Interlude: Rowdy, indeed"  title="Interlude: Rowdy, indeed photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://flisted.com/80357/afternoon-pick-me-up-karla-spice-2/" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/4091/8ef25440906263.gif" alt="8ef25440906263 Interlude: Rowdy, indeed"  title="Interlude: Rowdy, indeed photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.humorpass.com/pictures/Hot%20Girls/1/hot-beach-blonde-girl/" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/4091/65272140906301.gif" alt="65272140906301 Interlude: Rowdy, indeed"  title="Interlude: Rowdy, indeed photo" /></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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<p><a target="_blank" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Sk1pu4L_8uI/AAAAAAAAF0c/3GaKZXHp5YQ/s1600-h/he+will+finish+you.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" ><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 186px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Sk1pu4L_8uI/AAAAAAAAF0c/3GaKZXHp5YQ/s320/he+will+finish+you.jpg" alt="he+will+finish+you Top 10 new WWE characters" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354051786091000546" border="0" title="Top 10 new WWE characters photo" /></a>Let&#8217;s face it, folks&#8230; inside the heart of every sports blogger of a certain age is the desire to write wrestling storylines. Or, at least, in this one. Why settle for getting the hatred and scorn of just the online mouth-breathers, when there are so many more people to annoy and inflame? And so, without further ado (and my apologies if some of these have already been tried)&#8230;<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />10) Dr. Poke.</span> An evil proctologist (is there any other kind, really?) who wears scrubs and rubber gloves, makes his opponent smell his fingers, and might have the most debilitating finishing move ever. He also earns extra heel points for constantly insisting that it&#8217;s pronounced &#8220;Poe-Kay&#8221;, and for all kinds of groaning HMO puns.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m seeing a solid 2-month run terrorizing undercard talent, until he meets his match against a guy who simply lubes up before the match. Hoist on his own petard. It&#8217;s Shakespearian. And only slightly more Alternative Lifestyle than a solid 30% of the current lineup&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">9) WoW Woman.</span> An overweight diva who routinely loses matches due to her preoccupation with her online avatar. Finishing moves include bashing cans of diet soda over her opponent&#8217;s head, and bad Cheeto breath. A natural tie-in for co-promotional marketing opportunities, along with, perhaps, the WWE&#8217;s first match that&#8217;s just between avatars.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">8) Apoca Lester.</span> Buzzcut southern white heel who only feuds with black faces while railing against Socialism and The Nanny State. Finishing moves include assaults with AM radios and the highly dreaded &#8220;Teabagging&#8221; move. Big crossover potential as a face if the political winds change; if and when that happens, we give him a Jack Bauer-esque arc and have him start waterboarding anti-Americans, or just brown people in general. Lots of potential here.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">7) Tech Support.</span> Ineffectual manager/lackey, possibly to #9, who wears nerd glasses, a pocket protector and a Blackberry. His weak in-ring attacks include stabbing motions with the smart phone, blowing compressed air into an opponent&#8217;s eyes, and clipboard shots.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">6) The Texter.</span> Delivers all smack talk in 140 characters or less for Twitter usage, and frequently lets down her tag-team partner due to being distracted with text messaging. Especially hated by older wrestlers, who can never get her attention in mid-rant. Finishing moves are mostly theoretical, but her prowess in thumb wrestling is a source of much boasting, and possible double-entendres with male wrestlers.<span id="fullpost"></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">5) Hybrid Force.</span> Co-ed Euro wrestler team (French?) who lecture their opponents for their wasteful carbon footprint and the crowd for their diet and transportation choices. Eventually, the cutest girl in the team will turn face after eating a cheeseburger. Finishing moves are elaborately choreographed set pieces of teamwork that are, of course, deficient in power.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />4) Marshall Wigger.</span> Painful white rapper wannabe with lame rhymes, a perpetual hoodie, and consistent whining about how hard his childhood was, and how no one understands his pain. Marshall&#8217;s attacks are mostly with a microphone and/or stand, along with a spastic dancing finishing move that&#8217;s mostly for comedy.</p>
<p>Ideally, the character would manage to get the real Eminem to show up and do a feud, with the real Em winning by being more hardcore with serial killer overtones. Eventually, both opponents are laid out by a run-in from the Insane Clown Posse, who have (a) old beef with Em, and (b) remarkable availability, in that I&#8217;m pretty sure no one has said their names in public this decade. It&#8217;s Detroit-riffic!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">3) Eve O&#8217;Loution.</span> Since the idea that humans are evolved from apes has never really caught on with the core constituency of the WWE, despite ample evidence to the contrary, let&#8217;s tap into that. I&#8217;m seeing a stuck-up blonde chick in a lab coat and glasses, lecturing the crowd and opponents with calm, even-handed analysis. That is, before taking the chair shot, and having bananas shoved in her mouth. We&#8217;ll show her evolution!</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">2) Ace Suckout. </span>Is there anyone that a crowd wants to see get beaten down more than an egocentric poker player? Let&#8217;s find out. Any number of suit-related puns and attacks come into play here, with a finishing move that resembles a card slapdown and pulling in chips. The post-match rants about how lucky an opponent was, or how much the referee robbed him&#8230; well, they practically write themselves, don&#8217;t they?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a target="_blank" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Sk1rVYxpqZI/AAAAAAAAF0k/o3uFsN-ygWE/s1600-h/that%27s+the+stuff.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" ><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 162px; height: 108px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EuBu-c7pox0/Sk1rVYxpqZI/AAAAAAAAF0k/o3uFsN-ygWE/s320/that%27s+the+stuff.gif" alt="that%27s+the+stuff Top 10 new WWE characters" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354053547185514898" border="0" title="Top 10 new WWE characters photo" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">1) Amnesio.</span> Tragic face/heel switch male who has to wrestle with protective headgear due to a pre-existing medical condition. In moments of stress or cranial injury, his worldview changes with massive unpredictability. Finally, a way to resurrect some of that George The Animal Steele fun!</span></p>
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		<title>Pro wrestling set to music is pretty cool</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>I don&#8217;t know why this has never been done before, but it&#8217;s awesome. It actually looks like these goofy wrestlers are dancing to the music&#8230;</p> <p></p> <p>H/T: <a target="_blank" href="http://flisted.com/78288/wrestlings-new-big-thing-the-chakara/" >F-Listed</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>I don&#8217;t know why this has never been done before, but it&#8217;s awesome. It actually looks like these goofy wrestlers are dancing to the music&#8230;</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">on 205th recommends&#8230;</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/20/coeds-festival-de-cannes-cans/" ><img src="http://thumbnails15.imagebam.com/3645/23662a36445338.gif" alt="23662a36445338 Interlude: Awesome"  title="Interlude: Awesome photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.humorpass.com/pictures/Hot%20Girls/1/small-sexy-tops/" ><img src="http://thumbnails19.imagebam.com/3645/2358b336445446.gif" alt="2358b336445446 Interlude: Awesome"  title="Interlude: Awesome photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://flisted.com/76745/afternoon-pick-me-up-esther-baxter/" ><img src="http://thumbnails18.imagebam.com/3645/fdc3fd36445600.gif" alt="fdc3fd36445600 Interlude: Awesome"  title="Interlude: Awesome photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.djmick.co.uk/girls/chest-a-minute-its-awesome-august/" ><img src="http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3645/85c57f36445631.gif" alt="85c57f36445631 Interlude: Awesome"  title="Interlude: Awesome photo" /></a></p>
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		<title>Interlude: Dear Lord, no&#8230; oh, thank you&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">on 205th recommends&#8230;</span><br /><a target="_blank" href="http://thedailyfix.com/2009/05/18/who-knew-penelope-cruz-could-be-such-a-limber-stripper/" ><img src="http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/3613/f7ef0e36126733.gif" alt="f7ef0e36126733 Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you..."  title="Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you... photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://usemycomputer.com/archive/2009-5-18.html#P57819" ><img src="http://thumbnails17.imagebam.com/3613/87b19e36127016.gif" alt="87b19e36127016 Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you..."  title="Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you... photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.humorpass.com/pictures/Hot%20Girls/1/busty-hooters-waitress/" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3613/cef80536127065.gif" alt="cef80536127065 Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you..."  title="Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you... photo" /></a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thebeergoggler.com/?p=35378" ><img src="http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3613/8254f636127170.gif" alt="8254f636127170 Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you..."  title="Interlude: Dear Lord, no... oh, thank you... photo" /></a></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Charles</dc:creator>
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