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Indian newspaper publishes hilariously insensitive Chris Brown joke

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The Times of India published this in their “silly joke” section of the paper. It makes fun of Chris Brown’s penchant for domestic violence and, as a result, is probably not a silly joke. Read more

VIDEO: Kid takes pepper spray, paintball gun, kick to groin, and more

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Have you ever wanted to see someone combine their love of being physically abused with their equal passion for ill-fitting suits? This clip of some guy getting shot by a paintball gun, getting pepper sprayed, and more should suffice. Read more

VIDEO: Guy wears blackface to ask BYU students about Black History Month

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In the annals of bad ideas, this one has to be a 2012 leader in the clubhouse: In this clip, a “comedian” named Dave Ackerman puts on blackface to ask Brigham Young University students about Black History Month. And, wow. It is not pretty. Read more

Bacon milkshake now available at select Jack in the Box restaurants

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Baconing up everything has been a popular tome on the Internet for years now. But Jack in the Box is really getting after it with news that the store is rolling out a limited quantity of bacon milkshakes across the country. Read more

VIDEO: The only Super Bowl commercial you need features a guy marrying bacon

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The hot new thing this year for companies is to show their Super Bowl commercial the week before the Super Bowl. Because, you know, nothing captivates an audience of tens of millions better than a commercial they saw embedded twenty times the previous week. This Jack in the Box commercial is the first one I feel like you actually need to see. Read more

VIDEO: J-Woww spent the morning popping balloons with her boobs

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Jersey Shore stars Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and Snooki “Snooki” Snooki have been on a media tour to promote this season of the MTV hit show and their upcoming spinoff. This morning, they visited the morning show of Live with Kelly…and popped balloons with J-Woww’s boobs. Read more

VIDEO: And here’s a man passing out from a vigorous tickling

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Tickling makes this black guy pass out. So, naturally, two white friends pin him down (literally) and tickle him. It is uncomfortable and entertaining in so many ways. Read more

VIDEO: High school kid creepily asks Mila Kunis to prom

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Mila Kunis accepted one invite to a Marine Corps Ball so, naturally, other people would take their shot. In this video, a kid asks Mila to his high school prom in Texas. It does not seem nearly as endearing as the Marine invite. Read more

VIDEO: Kristen Bell’s love of sloths is enthusiastic, terrifying

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Kristen Bell has always seemed adorably eccentric in interviews and such, like a less Brooklyn Zooey Deschanel. But in her interview on Ellen, Kristen might have crossed the line to just crazy when talking effusively about her obsession with sloths. Read more

VIDEO: News report from Occupy Oakland features random booty clapping

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‘Occupy’ protests are still going on in parts of the US, even though they’ve left the public consciousness. In Oakland, some of the protests have been turning violent. Fortunately, there are some brave souls out there booty clapping to divert us from all of the dark times. Read more

VIDEO: Oklahoma girl can say any word backwards right after hearing it

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Your brain isn’t usually wired to go backwards and forwards (hence why you’re asked to say the alphabet backwards to test your sobriety). But this Oklahoma girl named Alyssa can say any word backwards the second after hearing it. It’s impressive for something so pointless. Read more