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Pedal powered ferris wheel is the most pointless innovation ever
Ever wanted to enjoy the many pleasures of a ferris wheel in your own home? A) I hate you. B) Well now you can!
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Girl doesn’t understand miles per hour, shames herself and education system
This is Chelsea. Her husband, Travis Chambers, is filming her to show her lack of understanding of miles per hour to the whole world (you know, like supportive husbands do). She fails miserably.
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Kid’s excuse note is the perfect reason to miss school
When you’re going to miss school, you better come up with a credible reason. And this kid has it all figured out.
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Finally, you can get a free pizza with your vasectomy
Thinking of putting an end to the magic life-giving powers of your semen? If you’re in Cape Cod, now’s the time to do it. Because you can get a free pizza if you use the Urology Associates of Cape Cod! What a deal!
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Old man has hip surgery, now can’t stop laughing
A Dutch old man named Huug Bosse went in for hip surgery three years ago. And he’s been unable to keep himself from laughing since. It’s funny but also kind of terrifyingly f’d up.
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Just a cow relaxing while parked in the bike rack
When looking for a place to park your cow, look no further than the nearest bike rack. I guess that’s a thing?
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Cat goes hard to dubstep
In this clip, a cat goes hard to a remix of David Guetta’s “Who’s That Chick.” It’s more entertaining than you’d think. But either way, Dubstep Cat cares not for your societal rules or judgments.
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Newspaper salutes long-time editor by reporting how he died after sex with a 23-year-old
The Oregonian was justifiably upset that it erroneously reported on the facts behind the passing of 17-year newspaper veteran Bob Caldwell. But man is this hatchet job they laid afterwards the most
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Orlando high school all-star post-game breaks out in brawl
This YouTube upload of this video claims to be from after a high school all-star game in Edgewater, Fla. In it, a massive brawl breaks out and then the guys filming it promote their Twitter accounts. It’s surreal.
At first I was horrified that the guys filming this saw it
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Local New Orleans newspaper releases worst police sketch ever
When putting together a sketch of a suspect, you may want to try a little harder than using MS Paint, a skin from a Grand Theft Auto PC mod, and clip-art.
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Lady goes absolutely nuts on some guy on an NYC subway
In this clip, a lady goes absolutely nuts on some guy on the shuttle train in NYC. Why? I don’t know. If I could get in the heads of criminally insane women with any consistency, I’d have much more successful relationships.