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Mom injects 8-year-old daughter with Botox, waxes her for beauty pageants
This video from this morning’s “Good Morning America” has been making the rounds. In it, mom Kerry and daughter Britney discuss why the mother has given her 8-year-old little girl Botox and waxed her to prep her for beauty pageants. Surprisingly, it’s quite f-d up.
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Woman misinterprets sign language as gang signs, leading to four people’s stabbings
Whatever deaf advocacy groups there are out there will not be pleased when hearing this story that claims a woman stabbed four people after mistaking deaf men communicating via sign language for gang signs.
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VIDEO: Real-life versions of “Ninja Turtles” pizza get taste tested
A group of adults got together for what appears to be similar to a wine tasting, only featuring a bunch of pizzas that were referenced on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". Needless to say, as someone whose lifelong life of pizza was heavily affected by the constant pizzas on the show, I was enthralled.
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VIDEO: This machine will give you a BJ. Seriously.
Parts of the world are perplexed by escalators, other parts have made make-out robots, but that’s all moot. There is now a machine that will, uh, extract your sperm in a blow-y fashion.
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VIDEO: Papua New Guinea man perplexed by existence of escalators
The wonders of technology are rarely more present than they are in this clip in which a Papua New Guinea man seems terrified of and confused by the existence of an escalator.
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VIDEO: KTLA’s Shake Weight segment degenerates into double entendre porn
Shake Weight jokes are so 2010. But when there’s talk of liking the big black ones, little white ones, and several people getting way too into it, this video from KTLA is still worth watching.
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VIDEO: A dog humping a passed out homeless man is worth a watch
How do we solve society’s problems with homelessness and pet overpopulation in one swoop? By allowing dogs to hump the homeless while they’re passed out on the street, obviously. The solution was always in front of our eyes!
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Glenn Beck has closed that whole “bin Laden death photo” thing
People really hate the crap out of Glenn Beck and I certainly could understand why. But when you see something like this picture he drew of Osama bin Laden's dead body and just imagine that Beck might be the world's finest satirist, it just works for me.
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New device allows you to make out with your computer
Finding kissing people with normal flesh and a soul to be too difficult? Well, A) Trying moving out of New Jersey. And B) You may be interested in this new device that lets you make out with your computer. THE FUTURE IS NOW.
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VIDEO: French ginger ale commercials are serious business
This French commercial for Schweppes ginger ale featuring Uma Thurman is a little risqué, mostly because it involves a whole lot of puns about the ginger ale company’s name and sex. Somewhere, the Fanta girls are looking on ashamed for their art.
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VIDEO: Man with gun and US flag on four-wheel is new “Osama’s dead” winner
Yesterday we proclaimed this Penn State cheerleader back-flipping over a fire to be the "Osama bin Laden has been killed, let's celebrate wildly" winner. Little did we know there'd be this video of a dude on