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Russian caviar eating contest attempts to be classy, fails
It’s not the type of food in most eating contests that makes the competition so inherently disgusting. It’s the act of gorging yourself for the amusement of others. This $70,000 caviar eating competition in Russia helps illustrate that point.
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Lisa Gail Allred has made the least appealing music video ever
This video, “3 Second Rule” by Lisa Gail Allred, started blowing up this morning only to immediately get pulled after, presumably, Allred didn’t like the mocking being thrown her way for its awfulness. YouTube scrapers to the rescue!
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‘Golden Balls’ game ends with brilliant mindf—ery
You’ll have to stick with this one because it won’t make a sense. The gist: There’s a British show called Golden Balls that’s about leveraging the human psyché for prizes. And the guy on the right nailed it.
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YouTube makeup tutorial teaches you how to look like a puppy
YouTube makeup tutorials are one of those things on their site that get crazy amounts of views for no particular reason. But after girls have been turned into Drake, Kim Kardashian, and others, the next logical step is a puppy.
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‘Super Monkey Ball’ lets you roll a monkey in a ball over a woman’s breasts
Super Monkey Ball, that game which has you controlling a cute little monkey encased in a ball and navigating suspended platforms, teaming with tight corners and bottomless pits, has always been a family oriented affair. Thankfully that’s been fixed.
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Creepy Russian real doll living full life on Russian Facebook
EnglishRussia unearthed a profile of a real doll seemingly living a full, human woman-ish life on Russian social network VK. So the question is: Would ya?
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Local news leads off program with story about kindergartener pooping self
A six-year-old girl crapped herself after her school wouldn’t let her go to the bathroom, resulting in a lot of shame. Naturally, the local news station KY3 decided to help her out by making it their top story.
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Finally, penis warmers have arrived on Etsy!
The hot new trend? Hand-made wool penis warmers. And here I’ve been, sitting with my genitals both frigid and undecorated for years like a savage.
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Finance guy keeps douchey spreadsheet about Match.com dates
Note: If you ever want to get laid again, you may want to avoid sending one of your Match.com dates your creepily thorough spreadsheet on the ladies you met on the dating Web site. A lesson this finance guy should have learned.
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Belgian Alzheimer’s PSA is brutal, fairly effective
Honestly, this video from a Belgian Alzheimer’s organization is kind of tough to watch. But I guess it gets across how terrible the disease is? Watch it and tell us what you think.
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Miroslav Underwear thinks this ad will make you buy their product
I really don’t want to ruin this video for you so let’s go in spoiler-free. This is an ad for Miroslav Underwear. It will not make you want to buy Miroslav Underwear.