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		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Catholic church is known for all kinds of crazy things. Well, even ideas that aren&#8217;t that crazy, I&#8217;m going to present as such. For example: The Vatican says there might be aliens. Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican&#8217;s chief astronomer said in an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Catholic church is known for all kinds of crazy things.  Well, even ideas that aren&#8217;t that crazy, I&#8217;m going to present as such.  For example: <a target="_blank" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080513/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_aliens" >The Vatican says there might be aliens</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican&#8217;s chief astronomer said in an interview published Tuesday.</p>
<p>The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, was quoted as saying the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.</p>
<p>&#8220;How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?&#8221; Funes said. &#8220;Just as we consider earthly creatures as &#8216;a brother,&#8217; and &#8216;sister,&#8217; why should we not talk about an &#8216;extraterrestrial brother&#8217;? It would still be part of creation.&#8221;</p>
<p>In the interview by the Vatican newspaper L&#8217;Osservatore Romano, Funes said that such a notion &#8220;doesn&#8217;t contradict our faith&#8221; because aliens would still be God&#8217;s creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like &#8220;putting limits&#8221; on God&#8217;s creative freedom, he said.</p></blockquote>
<p>I guess it makes sense.  This would open up many creative possibilities for the Catholic church.  They have a relatively weak presence in certain less-civilized regions so, finally, a priest could f an ET and pretend it&#8217;s an Ethiopian boy.  Everyone wins!</p>
<p>Xenu will not be pleased by the Catholics honing in on his turf.  Would you cross a super badass extraterrestrial dictator who banished people to Earth?  I sure wouldn&#8217;t.  He&#8217;d probably hold his ray gun to your head and demand all kinds of favors.  Earthly <em>and</em> galactic delights (i.e. space sodomy)?  Now there&#8217;s a religious figure I can get behind.</p>
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