Your editor had a fictional traumatic childhood

Happy birthday, you're on fire

Your editor had a fictional traumatic childhood

Happy birthday, you're on fire

As I’ve gotten older, I feel like my birthdays have gotten less and less special to me. Then again, I don’t have people lighting me on fire in this (probably fake) celebration of a dad’s birthday.

What a depressing child aspiration

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What a depressing child aspiration

Kids often say they want to be astronauts or witch doctors or whatever when asked what they want to be when they grow up. So let’s reward this little girl’s creativity in her dream.

FEMA's kid coloring books seem fun

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FEMA's kid coloring books seem fun

Based on the past couple years, FEMA appears to be the most incompetent government organization in history. This coloring book of disasters probably doesn’t do much to dispel that.

Bruce Springsteen's balls have arrived

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Bruce Springsteen's balls have arrived

I think I have to post this or my Internet license is taken away (the punishment is the “What what in the butt” guy coming and kicking you in the crotch, I believe)…from last night’s Super Bowl: Bruce Springsteen’s balls smash into a camera.

Michelle and Barack Obama are kinky

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Michelle and Barack Obama are kinky

I speculated yesterday on whether Michelle and new President Barack Obama did the deed (sex) on Inauguration Night and, now, thanks to this courageous reporter, we know they often do much more than

Naked man wants to MMA fight

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Naked man wants to MMA fight

Mixed Martial Arts are growing exponentially in popularity each year so it’s no surprise that people want to get involved. Though doing it in the nude seems a bit odd.