Your editor had a fictional traumatic childhood
Your editor had a fictional traumatic childhood
Happy birthday, you're on fire
As I’ve gotten older, I feel like my birthdays have gotten less and less special to me. Then again, I don’t have people lighting me on fire in this (probably fake) celebration of a dad’s birthday.
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Monsters
Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this important lesson on how to deal with monsters under your child’s bed.
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What a depressing child aspiration
Kids often say they want to be astronauts or witch doctors or whatever when asked what they want to be when they grow up. So let’s reward this little girl’s creativity in her dream.
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FEMA's kid coloring books seem fun
Based on the past couple years, FEMA appears to be the most incompetent government organization in history. This coloring book of disasters probably doesn’t do much to dispel that.
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Winning at a custody battle
Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the difficulties in getting custody of your kids.
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Bruce Springsteen's balls have arrived
I think I have to post this or my Internet license is taken away (the punishment is the “What what in the butt” guy coming and kicking you in the crotch, I believe)…from last night’s Super Bowl: Bruce Springsteen’s balls smash into a camera.
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Michelle and Barack Obama are kinky
I speculated yesterday on whether Michelle and new President Barack Obama did the deed (sex) on Inauguration Night and, now, thanks to this courageous reporter, we know they often do much more than
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Naked man wants to MMA fight
Mixed Martial Arts are growing exponentially in popularity each year so it’s no surprise that people want to get involved. Though doing it in the nude seems a bit odd.