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Australia bans small boobs in porn

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I wasn’t planning on covering this because, well, it’s Australia and they do lots of stupid things like jailing people for cartoon porn and whatever. But it’s a big story for all the itty bitty lovers out there because, in an effort to curtail kiddy porn and simulated kiddy porn, the Aussie government imposed censorship ... Read more

Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

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Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting…it’s fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, ... Read more

Lightning

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Via Chainsawsuit comes this comic about lightning and various lightning-related endeavors. Read more

Happy birthday, you're on fire

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As I’ve gotten older, I feel like my birthdays have gotten less and less special to me. Then again, I don’t have people lighting me on fire in this (probably fake) celebration of a dad’s birthday. Read more

Monsters

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this important lesson on how to deal with monsters under your child’s bed. Read more

What a depressing child aspiration

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Kids often say they want to be astronauts or witch doctors or whatever when asked what they want to be when they grow up. So let’s reward this little girl’s creativity in her dream. Read more

FEMA's kid coloring books seem fun

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Based on the past couple years, FEMA appears to be the most incompetent government organization in history. This coloring book of disasters probably doesn’t do much to dispel that. Read more

Winning at a custody battle

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the difficulties in getting custody of your kids. Read more

Bruce Springsteen's balls have arrived

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I think I have to post this or my Internet license is taken away (the punishment is the “What what in the butt” guy coming and kicking you in the crotch, I believe)…from last night’s Super Bowl: Bruce Springsteen’s balls smash into a camera. Read more

Michelle and Barack Obama are kinky

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I speculated yesterday on whether Michelle and new President Barack Obama did the deed (sex) on Inauguration Night and, now, thanks to this courageous reporter, we know they often do much more than that. I get that after you have a kid, it can stretch things out but man, fisting? That’s pretty intense. I can’t ... Read more

Naked man wants to MMA fight

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Mixed Martial Arts are growing exponentially in popularity each year so it’s no surprise that people want to get involved. Though doing it in the nude seems a bit odd. Read more