#1 SUSPECT IN THE PELE ROBBERY

When I heard the news about Pele being robbed, I was grief stricken. What animal would rob such a great man, a Brazilian National hero, a man more important than the President himself.

And then it hit me. A blast from the past. Why the hell would these people try something after all these years? Why couldn’t they just let bygones be bygones? Why can’t they let a man live a peaceful life? It was just a game for God sakes….

Yes, folks, I am talking about those evil Nazis.

You see, Pele not only embarrassed them in the movie “Escape to Victory”, he humiliated them. Down several goals in the first half, Pele led his team back to victory and scored in one of the most dramatic scenes in motion picture history while injured.

And no, Pele was not “Paul Pierce injured”. I’m talking a real, actual injury. One that requires medical attention and not Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.

So if you haven’t seen this movie, you’re truly missing out. Its the crowning acting moment of Sly Stallone’s career.

Here is the scene in question, here is the motive that the Nazis had to rob him. I’ve already sent this clip to Interpol as proof.

Damn, they showed it three freakin times. I think I speak for everybody when I say…

Take that Nazis!

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