10 PEOPLE SMARTER THAN BRONSON ARROYO

Posted by A. Isaac on August 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am

After reading these quotes from Bronson Arroyo, I’m not sure whether he is serious or just pulling a fast one on us.

Cause by God, if somebody is this stupid, they shouldn’t be throwing 90+ MPH fastballs near anybody…

My favorite quote

As for the potential health risks? “It might be dangerous,” he said, according to the report, “but so is drinking and driving. And how many of us do it at least once a year? Pretty much everybody.”

So in honor of Arroyo’s pure genius with regard to PEDs, the Guyism brings you

10 People Smarter than Bronson Arroyo

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Jessica Simpson

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Mike Tyson

The Pregant druggie

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Rickey Henderson

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Kellie Pickler

Terry Bradshaw

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.