10 REASONS WHY THE BUCKEYES SUCK
A. Isaac 10. Because their fans cry after they lose
9. Because that liar “Joe the Plumber” is a fan
8. Two words: Maurice Clarett
7. Because Brutus makes kids cry
6. Because they masturbate at the library
5. Because they import prostitutes to dance with their recruits
4. Because they choke their own players
3. Because they don’t know how to raise their kids
2. Because they have a fan named “Captain Ohio”
and finally,
1. Because this chick says so
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