10 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH A LIONS GAME
A. Isaac 10. I’d rather help this lady put her pants on…
9. I’d rather go to Bed Bath and Beyond with my girlfriend and admit to my friends that I enjoyed it..
8. I’d rather go to a strip club with Pacman Jones and risk my life just to make it rain
7. I’d rather watch Charlie Weis go to town on a buffet, get food all over his FUPA and then blame the “student manager” for it…
6. I’d rather watch a Gilbert Arenas video entitled “How to not shave your pubes”
5. I’d rather have this happen to my leg
4. I’d rather watch a Raiders game with Al Davis and have him ramble on about his newest outfit…
3. I’d rather sit on a plane next to George Brett after he has a “great meal”…
2. I’d rather watch a compilation video made up of Cakefarts and 2 Girls 1 Cup…
1. I’d rather be Jimmy Clausen and constantly be caught in “compromising positions” wearing a speedo, doing God knows what to MSU players and itching my junk on National TV(ok fine, this is where I draw the line…I’d rather watch the Lions game than that)
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