10 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH A LIONS GAME

Posted by A. Isaac on September 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 am

10. I’d rather help this lady put her pants on…

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9. I’d rather go to Bed Bath and Beyond with my girlfriend and admit to my friends that I enjoyed it..

8. I’d rather go to a strip club with Pacman Jones and risk my life just to make it rain

7. I’d rather watch Charlie Weis go to town on a buffet, get food all over his FUPA and then blame the “student manager” for it…

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6. I’d rather watch a Gilbert Arenas video entitled “How to not shave your pubes”

5. I’d rather have this happen to my leg

4. I’d rather watch a Raiders game with Al Davis and have him ramble on about his newest outfit…

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3. I’d rather sit on a plane next to George Brett after he has a “great meal”…

2. I’d rather watch a compilation video made up of Cakefarts and 2 Girls 1 Cup…

1. I’d rather be Jimmy Clausen and constantly be caught in “compromising positions” wearing a speedo, doing God knows what to MSU players and itching my junk on National TV(ok fine, this is where I draw the line…I’d rather watch the Lions game than that)

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.