10. I’d rather help this lady put her pants on…

9. I’d rather go to Bed Bath and Beyond with my girlfriend and admit to my friends that I enjoyed it..
8. I’d rather go to a strip club with Pacman Jones and risk my life just to make it rain
7. I’d rather watch Charlie Weis go to town on a buffet, get food all over his FUPA and then blame the “student manager” for it…

6. I’d rather watch a Gilbert Arenas video entitled “How to not shave your pubes”
5. I’d rather have this happen to my leg
4. I’d rather watch a Raiders game with Al Davis and have him ramble on about his newest outfit…

3. I’d rather sit on a plane next to George Brett after he has a “great meal”…
2. I’d rather watch a compilation video made up of Cakefarts and 2 Girls 1 Cup…
1. I’d rather be Jimmy Clausen and constantly be caught in “compromising positions” wearing a speedo, doing God knows what to MSU players and itching my junk on National TV(ok fine, this is where I draw the line…I’d rather watch the Lions game than that)












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