11 year-old leads cops on drunken car chase

Ever think about having kids? WELL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. Look no further than this 11 year-old who, at 3 in the morning, got into a 50 mile high speed chase with police. Oh yeah, and he was drunk.

Wyoming police say an 11-year-old boy driving a large SUV led officers on a high speed chase reaching speeds of 100 mph.

Bureau of Indian Affairs police say the chase started about 3 a.m. Tuesday near Riverton in central Wyoming and ended about 50 miles away near Crowheart on the Wind River Reservation.

The boy ditched the vehicle and jumped into a lake and began swimming but returned to shore where police collared him.

BIA Special Agent in Charge Charles Addington says that alcohol was involved and that charges were pending in juvenile court.

Now the thing is, I’m sure his parents are terrible…you don’t end up as an 11 year-old acting like Thelma and Louise if they’re keeping a close eye on you and bringing you to soccer practice. But how much can you do when your kid clearly has so much Inner Asshole? Some kids are just born to be white trash dicks. You can’t teach a dog to do calculus. Especially if he’s drunk and getting into high-speed car chases. Probably hard to schedule him for calculus lessons since he’s got such a full schedule.

[Fox News]

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