15 strange moments in anti-theft

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 4th, 2008 at 10:30 am

15. The Treehugger. Tie your beater to a tree. What are the chances of someone taking the time to cut down a tree in order to untie your car for easier theft? ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE: 1:1.

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