3 YEARS FOR STEALING A BIKE?

Posted by A. Isaac on June 23rd, 2009 at 8:23 am

bike 1 3 YEARS FOR STEALING A BIKE?

I realize that justice systems regardless of country is a bit quirky….

But 3 years for stealing a bike seems a bit much….

Actually, I wouldn’t care about this story if Donte Stallworth, I don’t know, served more than 30 days in jail.

So just to review, this is the type of sentences people receive….

Stealing Bikes-3 years
Killing Dogs-2 years
Killing Human Beings-30 days

I’m glad we have our priorities straight….So feel free to go out on a shooting spree this morning. At most, you’ll be back before the college football season. Just don’t bike jack anybody. We might not see you for awhile.

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