5 THINGS I LEARNED FROM COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY

Posted by A. Isaac on September 7th, 2008 at 11:15 am

5. If you’re happy and you know it, throw the ball in the air? Actually, probably not a good idea, it may cost your team a win…

4. Befriend the longsnapper or it could be a painful season

3. Knowshon Moreno not only has the best name in college football but he might have the best move thus far this year

2. Maybe the Spartans found a replacement for Devin Thomas…

1. Don’t mess with the Carolina cops…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.