6 REASONS WHY MSU WILL WIN SATURDAY
6. MSU has Javon Ringer, UM has high school YouTube sensations

5. MSU has hot girls, UM has livestock

4. MSUs Mark Dantonio is a man of pride, UMs Rich Rodriguez is just a bitch

3. MSU has Becky Dantonio, UM has the actress from “Tales from the Crypt”

2. MSU are Spartan Warriors, UM is a furry little animal

1. MSU has players who makes crucial plays when they count, UM lost to Toledo

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