7 THINGS GILBERT ARENAS NOW HAS TIME FOR

Now that Gilbert’s on the mend for the better part of the next couple of months, he has more time for some of his favorite activities…

7. Gilbert now has time to learn how to “safely” shave his pubes…

(pic courtesy of Truth About It}

“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

6. He has plenty of time to practice his Trampoline Dunks…(wait, maybe not such a good idea on the bad knee)

5. He has time to create more nicknames for himself…

4. He has more time to lose money playing online poker…

“Like, at halftime, while everybody’s getting ready, I’m playing poker online. It’s just a mental challenge, to keep my mind going.”

3. He has ample time to cheat 10 year old gamers on Halo 3…

“Gilbert,” I said, approximately, “people say you’re cheating at Halo 3.”

“I’m cheating?” he said. “How am I cheating?”

“Gilbert,” I asked, approximately,” are you creating dummy games with two fake friends and using the wins to rack up experience points?”

“Yeah,” he said, laughing. “Yeah.”

2. He has time to Scream “Hibachi” every time he scores on NBA Live 08

and finally…

1. Gilbert now has more time to shoot one handed three pointers and make an extra 20k…

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