7 THINGS JOSE CANSECO NOW REGRETS

Posted by A. Isaac on October 21st, 2008 at 10:30 am

With Jose Canseco’s admittance that he now regrets ever writing Juiced, Guyism decided to look at some other things in Jose’s life that he probably now regrets as well…

He regrets…

Letting that ball hit him in the head

He regrets…

Wearing see-thru negligee

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He regrets…

Getting knocked the F out in a celebrity boxing match

He regrets…

Making this stupid face to the camera

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He regrets…

Losing his self-respect by wearing a bra and panties on national TV

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He regrets…

Letting A-Rod steal the love of his life, Madonna

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and finally…

He regrets…

Being caught at the border with a drug that proves that your nuts are as big as tic-tacs

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.