8 REASONS TO HATE NOTRE DAME

Posted by A. Isaac on September 18th, 2009 at 6:00 am

8. The douche bag fans

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I could have used a myriad of pictures here but strangely, this one seemed most appropriate

7. Rudy

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The guy was like 4’11″ and couldn’t run from here to there without tripping. Why do we care?

6. The Leprechaun

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Are you really a mascot when they just dress you up in green with a top hat? That’s called Saturday night for this guy

5. Lou Holtz and all his spitting

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Hard to tell if I’m watching ESPN or a re-run of Daffy Duck

4. Their QBs are strange

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I guess you can say this one is self-explanatory

3. Captain front-butt

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Not only is he fat and disgusting but he’s an ahole too

2. Their pseudo National Championships

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Leather Helmets and no forward passes. That barely constitutes as football

1. Because I’m a Spartan, that’s why….

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.