8 REASONS TO HATE NOTRE DAME
8. The douche bag fans

I could have used a myriad of pictures here but strangely, this one seemed most appropriate
7. Rudy

The guy was like 4’11″ and couldn’t run from here to there without tripping. Why do we care?
6. The Leprechaun

Are you really a mascot when they just dress you up in green with a top hat? That’s called Saturday night for this guy
5. Lou Holtz and all his spitting

Hard to tell if I’m watching ESPN or a re-run of Daffy Duck
4. Their QBs are strange

I guess you can say this one is self-explanatory
3. Captain front-butt

Not only is he fat and disgusting but he’s an ahole too
2. Their pseudo National Championships

Leather Helmets and no forward passes. That barely constitutes as football
1. Because I’m a Spartan, that’s why….

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