8 THINGS JOHN MADDEN CAN DO ON HIS WEEKEND OFF
A. Isaac For the first time in 476 straight NFL games, John Madden is taking a week off. Because it has to be so foreign for John Madden to actually have a weekend away from the NFL, Guyism gives him some advice on how to spend his free time…
He can…
Renew his vows with Brett Favre
He can…
Plot out the assassination of arch nemesis Frank Caliendo
He can…
Fix all those Madden Glitches
He can…
Try to talk some sanity into his old boss
Or maybe…
Invent a new poultry dish concoction for Thanksgiving
And even have time to…
Get a more G-rated version of his telestrator work
And even still find time to…
Update the newest model of the Brett Favre excuse-o-matic…
and finally,
He can get rid of that stupid expression he always has on his face
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