8 THINGS JOHN MADDEN CAN DO ON HIS WEEKEND OFF

Posted by A. Isaac on October 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am

For the first time in 476 straight NFL games, John Madden is taking a week off. Because it has to be so foreign for John Madden to actually have a weekend away from the NFL, Guyism gives him some advice on how to spend his free time…

He can…

Renew his vows with Brett Favre

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He can…

Plot out the assassination of arch nemesis Frank Caliendo

He can…

Fix all those Madden Glitches

He can…

Try to talk some sanity into his old boss

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Or maybe…

Invent a new poultry dish concoction for Thanksgiving

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And even have time to…

Get a more G-rated version of his telestrator work

And even still find time to…

Update the newest model of the Brett Favre excuse-o-matic…

and finally,

He can get rid of that stupid expression he always has on his face

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.