A dog. With eyebrows

Posted by Chris Spags on July 20th, 2009 at 11:20 am

Dogs are pretty much the greatest thing in the world, especially if you have a jar of peanut butter (FYI choosy dogs choose Jif), but this dog might be the most awesome of them all because he has EYEBROWS.

For years I’ve wanted a dog but have been disappointed in how they fail at adequately conveying surprise. But finally, I can put those concerns aside. On the downside, this is yet another way that dogs excel over burn victims. Yeah when a burn victim humps your leg and craps on the carpet the first time, it’s cute. But the second time? No excuse.

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