A fairy godmother

Posted by Chris Spags on June 11th, 2009 at 10:01 am

Via See Mike Draw comes this touching story of a young man and his relationship with his fairy godmother.

That’s like the time I fed Tinkerbell. Well, we didn’t actually f so much as it was me flopping my erect penis onto her, which crushed her. On the plus side, it’s much easier to hide a fairy’s dead body than a grown woman’s.

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