A lighthearted tale of love..a man gets raped by a donkey

Posted by Chris Spags on September 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am

Donkeys are typically known for their tremendous libidos (maybe) and, as such, they have a historically insatiable penchant for rape (probably). The clip below illustrates both points. It’s a little NSFW but it’s on YouTube, so it’s not THAAAAT bad.

Sigh, I can’t remember the last time my donkey looked at me like that. Our love life used to be so vibrant and healthy. Now I make him dinner and he just watches football and goes to bed. Do you think he might be cheating on me? Oh God I would just die. After all I did for him! That bastard!

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.