A new way to sedate your kids

Take a gander at this thing below. It’s a new product which “gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles.” Yeah.

I’m highly offended by this product. Knocking out children with gas? I think we know whom this product is targeted at too, based upon the name “The PedoSedate.” Oh, wait, I misread that, it’s actually called the PediSedate. Well…I guess that’s slightly better. I’m assuming that makes it less likely to have memory repression functions too.

Also the helmet is vaguely retard-looking. That’s kind of a turnoff. Sure, the big tongues and lack of cognizance seems like a good idea at first, but having someone yell out “MY PONY IS GRAYYYYYY” in the middle of love-making isn’t the turn on you’d think.

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